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Wednesday, April 14, 2021
The Surprising World Of Dames! Dept.
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This post (intended in part to nudge the Hernandez post below the internet horizon) is dedicated to Walt Carlos. If you'd like these synthesised sounds on your computer, and they come with th' Foam Swellness Guarantee™, simply tell us if you can see any weather from where you are, and what it looks like.
ReplyDeleteFirst and foremost, Mr. III (if that's your real name), it's Wendy, not Walt. It's simple courtesy.
ReplyDeleteAs for a report on the heavy weather, I'll defer to Al Sleet, the hippy-dippy weatherman: "Tonight's forecast: dark. Continued mostly dark, changing to widely scattered light in the morning, man."
That's all for now, from Birdland.
It's Walt who's getting the dedication here, as he was for many years. You may have noticed a cultural hysteresis at work here on th' IoF©. "Dead" people walking, history disregarded, old as the new new. F'rinstance, how courteous would it have been to call the young Walter Carlos "Wendy"? There he is, doing his best for the softball team, and you call out "Hey! WENDY! Get yer ass in gear!" That's the person this post is dedicated to.
DeleteI just saw young Walter somewhere on the internets earlier today, showing off his big old synthesizer. If I hadn't already scrubbed my browsing history for the day, I might be able to look it up. Maybe it was on Facebook, probably a YouTube link. I do recall seeing subtitles, so I definitely had the sound muted. ("This is a sine wave.") Fairly impressive set of sideburns on the young man. And that was one of the most memorable parts of my day, apparently.
ReplyDeleteSideburns! I understand the style has returned for the wokes?
DeleteWhy can't we all just get a schlong?
ReplyDeleteGet a schlong, get a schlong, get hard on.....
DeleteQ: What's the difference between a Bris and a Get*?
DeleteA: With a Get, you're rid of the whole schmuck.
*The Hebrew word for divorce document.
British stand-up comic Ken Dodd had a chart hit with a song which went, in part, like this:
DeleteHappiness, happiness, the greatest gift that I possess
I thank the Lord that I am blessed
With more of my share of happiness
The mums and dads who sent it to the Top Of The Pops would have been dismayed had they known cheeky Ken's secret reading of the text ...
Hey pmac, why is the T.Rex the meanest dinosaur ever?
DeleteI don't know JKC. Why is T Rex the meanest dinosaur ever?!?
DeleteBecause his arms were too short to reach his schlong.
Delete"Enjoy the veal, I'll be here all week..." Lol!
DeleteIt's sunny here in the Big Apple with a current temperature of 45° (7°C) at 7:50 AM. Spring has sprung, and the pollen count is very high.
ReplyDeleteSee? This is how you rock on th' IoF©.
DeleteIt's pretty much (a meteorological expression) the same here in Boston; though, it is 8:12 AM.
DeleteSorry, you're both wrong! It's clearly 3:49 PM EDT and it's hot as balls outside! Make that 3:50 PM -- I checked the clock twice this time
DeleteIf reasonable, clear-thinking men cannot come together in agreement on such a simple, basic issue what hope is there for World Peace?
Delete55 and a light rain in Sevilla.
DeleteNope. 23/35, sunny, breezy, and 08:34 in Siam.
DeleteHere's the Stealth Link© for the dame discs featured in this long-forgotten feature, and gee! Are they ever swell!
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