Friday, October 2, 2020

Great Classics Of Literature Out Th' Ass Dept. - Friday Crumbtacular!

For late arrivals, the title of this much-beloved and long-running FoamFeature© comes from The Shawshank Redemption, where "Chesty" Morgan Freeman [are you sure about this? - Ed.], as library trusty, tells Tim Robbins that they - the library - have "literature out th' ass." This always struck me as sublime.

Anyhoo, today's Bumper Blisterpack O' Books© contains the titles at left [left - Ed.], which don't appear in the text of this post on account it hides them from sketchy internet randoms.

The "Bible" came out sideways, unfortunately. Maybe you can swivel your old nogggin 90 degrees. Turn your computer screen around. Not my problem. You shouldn't be looking at this stuff anyways. For shame.

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17 comments:

  1. Farquhar Throckmorton IIIOctober 2, 2020 at 10:35 AM

    Tell me which category you fall under:

    1 Student of literature
    2 Filthy-minded prevert

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  2. Cordelia's WristwatchOctober 2, 2020 at 1:16 PM

    prevert for sure. I am in denial about my literature fetish.

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  3. FieldhippieOctober 2, 2020 at 6:18 PM

    I hate myself and want to die but, as my dear ole' Grandma used to say, "Somethings take care of themselves."

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  4. FieldhippieOctober 2, 2020 at 6:19 PM

    I hate myself and want to die but, as my dear ole' Grandma used to say, "Somethings take care of themselves."

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  5. LopezOctober 2, 2020 at 6:30 PM

    Student of filthy literature.

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  6. Farquhar Throckmorton IIIOctober 2, 2020 at 7:27 PM

    Don't let figures of authority catch you with ths stuff. Or anyone, really.

    https://workupload.com/file/jNBu98wTmt3

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  7. pompelOctober 2, 2020 at 10:05 PM

    Very good indeed. Keep it coming.

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  8. FiveGunsWestOctober 3, 2020 at 5:15 AM

    Thank you dear Farq. Positively purple poesy preferred over platitudinous pork butchery of the language any day. What heavenly tomes.

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  9. HermannOctober 3, 2020 at 5:41 AM

    ... loving this crumbs since ages
    Thanks

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  10. Mickey BitskoOctober 3, 2020 at 6:34 AM

    Needs more french accordion.

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  11. Farquhar Throckmorton IIIOctober 3, 2020 at 6:41 AM

    To all the bums who sneer at the Now Generation* for having no hots for hi-toned literature and the Great American Heritage Library, this post will come as a sober and salutary rebuttal! The Kids of Today* can't get enough of the swell readin' material what they find on th' Isle O' Foam©!

    (*okay awready. The Then Generation, Kids Of Yesterday.)

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  12. UncleBOctober 3, 2020 at 6:48 AM

    O.K., bunky, late at the gate as usual, but might as well run my freek broz flag up the pole, see if anyone middle-finger-salutes it...

    |X| (Czech Box ticked) Student of literature disguised as Filth wrapped in a riddle inside a conundrum with a side of obtuseness.

    Oh, and, might as well add the curmudgeonly part.

    I hate Blisterpacks.

    I'll try to be careful when knifing this one open. No sense in braving yet another trip to the Foam Isle ER. They'd all laff me out the door again, just like last time, when I was in with multiple contusions acquired after trying to chat up a bikini babe on the beach...

    ("Is that horizon straight, sweeetcakes, or am I?" is the last thing I remember saying...)

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  13. UncleBOctober 3, 2020 at 7:22 AM

    Here seemy-like as good a place to "You didn't ax for it!" as ennyplace.....

    Anyone have this one to "share" with the shut-in Islanders?:

    "A History of Underground Comics" Mark James Estren

    PDF "Preview" HERE:

    https://www.roninpub.com/HUC-Preview-Eup.pdf

    I have a battered copy of the '7Ts original, but some no-good nut cut it up pretty bad.

    (No, it wasn't I, whilst trying to free it from a Blisterpack...)

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  14. Farquhar Throckmorton IIIOctober 3, 2020 at 7:56 AM

    ... and for more swell readin', don't miss Come With (Four Or Five) Guy© MrDave's re-up of the EC Mad here:

    https://falsememoryfoam.blogspot.com/2020/02/we-got-literature-out-th-ass.html

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  15. MrDaveOctober 4, 2020 at 12:30 AM

    Student of Filthy Perverts here -- thanks for the fine reading as always!

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