Tuesday, July 14, 2026

Firesign Double Album TwinPack Twofers™! Dept.

 

Available scans of this awesome cover are universally shit. I blame the internet.

 

You have nothing better to do with your ears right now than squirt new, liquid Firesign Ear Canal Cleanser™ into them! And what swifter, cleaner way of delivery than clicking the cunningly hidden StealthLink© embedded in this post!

 

Terrible, horrible cover by Phil Yamamoto and his girlfriend. It was Phil's only design commission, and I wonder why.

 

These swell dual discs, the Firesign's only original twin vinyls, offer:

🖕MicroHybrid© cleansing technology!

🖕Refreshful MintyMenthol™ aftertaste!

🖕Sparkling RIAA Redline® performance!

 

You'll treasure these legacy recordings just like all the other shit you download but never get around to playing!

2 comments:

  1. I don't think that there's much question that we're all Bozos on this bus. However, I was a cock-teaser for Roosterama, and I don't know that many others can claim that status.
    D, of Communist Martyrs High School

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  2. Any Firesign-contiguous or adjacent requests - make 'em here! If I don't gots, maybe ("just maybe") a 4/5g© has!
    ("Forward Into The Past" contains both sides of their otherwise unavailable single!)

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