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"Hey! Whatever happened to Wllf Brimley?" is a question oft posed in letters to th' IoF©. Here's one from Sturdley Q. Kowznofski, Grease Pit, OR: "Hey! Whatever happened to Wilf Brimley?"sez Sturdley, echoed by Chyronette Fütz, Perineum, ND, who ax "Hey! Whatever happened to Wilf Brimley?" Well, Foameteers®, I'm here to set your fevered minds at rest! Since his untimely death at 107, T.V's Wilf [Bert Bupkiss in NBC's Bert's Bait Shop - Ed] has been riding his Pstairlift To Psychedelia right here on th' IoF©!
Today he has two treasures to share, brought back from his voyages into the Psychotropic Antipodes!
First up [above - Ed.] is Forty Watt Banana! Rare Indo-Jazz-Psych-Fusion from Kiwiland! Handsomely adorned with original sleeve - unavailable elsewhere!
Second helping [above - Ed.] is more sitar-soaked antipodean noodling from Sidney psychonaut Don Robertson! You certainly won't regret downloading today's dual deliverable!
This post funded in part by Kurt's Kangaroo Karnival, Oolowoolobongalong, Jumbuck County, Adelaide.
There's been a general easing of requirements for downloading for a while now. This results in softening of the brain, and a feeling that everything in life comes too easy. So, it's no more Mister Goodbar - going forward, you'll have to work - and work damn hard - to get the deliverables!
ReplyDeleteWe all know Fermat's Last Theorem (that there are no natural numbers 1, 2, 3,… x, y, and z such that xn + yn = zn, in which n is a natural number greater than 2), but what was his next to last theorem?
Damnit, I don't even know what a theorem is, but I do know my favorite colour is, green... no blue, definitely blue.
DeleteBambi, your first answer is wrong, and I have to take your first answer.
DeleteDid Wilf really tell PP "Your sweetness gives me the Die-beet-ness"?
ReplyDeleteOf course he did.
And is that a Wooly Fred Armison top center of the 40 Watt Banana bunch?
Swell commentage! The albums remain tantalisingly out of reach, though. And gee, are they ever swell!
DeleteMy favorite color is Paisley.
Delete"Who draws the crowd and plays so loud
Baby it's the sitar man
Who's gonna steal the show
You know, baby, it's the sitar man"
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DeleteAnyone else reading this in stereo?
DeleteWhy make it harder to post these easy to find albums? It took 3 minutes to find these (and Alan Lorber) albums, where it took 300 years to find proof of Fermat's theorem.
ReplyDeleteFermat's last theorem is often mislabeled. His last theorem was that the margins in his book were too small to write an elegant proof of his previous theorem about th e impossibility to expand the theorem of pythagoras over n>2, n being element of N.
The proof was eventually given 1994 (Andrew Wiles), and indeed larger than would fit any margins in a book
Okay, my bad. I was trying to attract a higher class of grifter, and raise the level of debate above that of "Thanks! Can never have too much REO Speedwagon!".
ReplyDeleteDon't worry about Fermat's Next-To-Last-Theorem - what's your favorite color?
Narnia-blue
DeleteI have a huge backlog of music that I haven’t got round to hearing yet, TBH I come here mainly for the funny writing, and occasionally humourous comments (Anon is good on so many levels), if I grab a goodie download too then that’s a bonus.
DeleteI’m tightening my headband now in anticipation of some fine Speedwagon.
Hiya Farq!! Nuffink in life comes easy!! .. speshally life itself!! Fave colour - mm -- red!! Fermat?? Who's he!! .. n' I'm happy to be a high class grifter if'n it gets me some free moozik!!!
ReplyDeleteSee, this is what happens when you make the question too easy. It's like Black Friday sale day. Well, okay. The link will be up as soon as I stealth it into the piece!
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