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"Hey! Whatever happened to Wllf Brimley?" is a question oft posed in letters to th' IoF©. Here's one from Sturdley Q. Kowznofski, Grease Pit, OR: "Hey! Whatever happened to Wilf Brimley?"sez Sturdley, echoed by Chyronette Fütz, Perineum, ND, who ax "Hey! Whatever happened to Wilf Brimley?" Well, Foameteers®, I'm here to set your fevered minds at rest! Since his untimely death at 107, T.V's Wilf [Bert Bupkiss in NBC's Bert's Bait Shop - Ed] has been riding his Pstairlift To Psychedelia right here on th' IoF©!
Today he has two treasures to share, brought back from his voyages into the Psychotropic Antipodes!
First up [above - Ed.] is Forty Watt Banana! Rare Indo-Jazz-Psych-Fusion from Kiwiland! Handsomely adorned with original sleeve - unavailable elsewhere!
Second helping [above - Ed.] is more sitar-soaked antipodean noodling from Sidney psychonaut Don Robertson! You certainly won't regret downloading today's dual deliverable!
This post funded in part by Kurt's Kangaroo Karnival, Oolowoolobongalong, Jumbuck County, Adelaide.
There's been a general easing of requirements for downloading for a while now. This results in softening of the brain, and a feeling that everything in life comes too easy. So, it's no more Mister Goodbar - going forward, you'll have to work - and work damn hard - to get the deliverables!
ReplyDeleteWe all know Fermat's Last Theorem (that there are no natural numbers 1, 2, 3,… x, y, and z such that xn + yn = zn, in which n is a natural number greater than 2), but what was his next to last theorem?
Did Wilf really tell PP "Your sweetness gives me the Die-beet-ness"?
ReplyDeleteOf course he did.
And is that a Wooly Fred Armison top center of the 40 Watt Banana bunch?
Swell commentage! The albums remain tantalisingly out of reach, though. And gee, are they ever swell!
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