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Sudge was the enthusiasm engendered by the Bread Love & Dreams piece [page views nudging into double figures, Boss! - Ed.] it behooves us to build on the momentum with this timely and provocative op-ed piece featuring three more swell albums by Bread, Love, and Dreams! Which we axed famed talent vacuum Angelyne© [above - Ed.] to clickbait the elderly glamor enthusiasts over at Ryp's twilightzone blog!
FT3 Angelyne™ baby! Lookin' hotter than Mexican pavement pizza!
A© Likewise I'm sure, Farq! Uh - why am I here, again?
FT3 Which you pretend to brung three albums, for th' Three or Four Guys© to fight over!
A© And I get like what outta this stupid mess?
FT3 (gestures expansively) Publicity, baby! Why, th' Isle© gets, like, zillions of visits!
A© Hmm. You said like, three or four? Just now? Ya think I'm stoopid or somethin'?
FT3 (thinking fast) Three or four zillion baby!
A© Well, that's okay, then. (spits gum into pool) Whom does a gal gots to blow?
(tape runs out at this point)
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Even the most swivel-eyed acid folk obsessives think that Bread Love and Dreams* only made three albums! You'll have to go to all the trouble of finding clicking the StealthLink© to find out how wrong they are! If you trip over the link, leave a clew as to its location so that others may profit from your perspicacity!
ReplyDelete*"The sandwich not even Subway makes" - yes, I made this joke before but SO WHAT. Youse bums is gettin' this swell content for NUTHIN'!
Okay, the link's up. I just put it up, so if you've spent your entire day searching for it, then I humbly apologise. I forgot. Been doin' a buncha stuff today. Clew: it's in the piece, not the comments.
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ReplyDeleteDo you play poker? You'd be great at it.
DeleteI feel like these last two posts make for a loverly tribute to David Johansen and the Dolls, of whom there are now approximately none left.
ReplyDeleteAh yes. The New York Dolls - The Archies of punk, without the personality. Or the hits. But - credit where it's due! - they were outrageous, if you had nothing else to be outraged about, and fun, if you had none and didn't know what it was. "It's a New York Thing."
Deletehahaha...nice line and fair enough. ..but Johnny Thunders playing "Pipeline" was awright
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