Sunday, February 5, 2023

David Miscavige's Fidget Spinner O' Funk! Dept.

TV's sultry Alexandra Bastedo, star of TV's The Champion Wonder Horse, subs for unavailable David Miscavige

Boyish, charismatic cult supremo and Fifth Beatle David Miscavige [not above - Ed.] likes nothing better than choosing which funk album to play next using his special Thetan Fidget Spinner!

Call David now! (727) 467-5000

Dave spoke to us yestiddy from his Secret Hideaway Penthouse Suite in The Flag Building, Clearwater, FLA [above - ED.] as attempts are made to serve him with a child trafficking lawsuit.

FT3 So, Davey-boy - what's next on th' Scientologological stereo?

DM [laughs] I never trafficked them kids!

FT3 Why would you?

DM [laughs] Exactly! Like I need the hassle. I got kids my own to traffic.

FT3 Ri-ight - so - you got an funk album for us?

DM [laughs] Just lemme give th' old Thetan Fidget Spinner a spin here ...

FT3 [some time later] What's it tellin' you, Dave?

DM [laughs] Still spinnin' here ... I never trafficked no kids.

FT3 Nobody's sayin' you did, Dave! 'Cept some mothers and witnesses. Album yet?

DM [laughs] Who traffics kids? I got my own helicopter so I don't got to deal with no fuckin' traffic. Okay - the spinner's tellin' me - Alphonse Mouzon? Never heard of the guy.

FT3 How's the wife, Dave?

[call ends abruptly]


Today's deliverables is this here couple of swell album records by Alphonse "Call me Al" Mouzon! Oboy!



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29 comments:

  1. Farquhar Throckmorton IIIFebruary 5, 2023 at 12:29 PM

    You want these, you're going to have to spell "terrific rhythm" without looking it up.

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    1. BabsFebruary 5, 2023 at 9:41 PM

      terrrifik riddim

      "Thetan Fidget Spinner"
      Too funny!

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  2. steVeFebruary 5, 2023 at 12:58 PM

    Wow! Tommy Bolin plays on one of these. The one on the left. Looking forward to spinning these.

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  3. SteveSharkFebruary 5, 2023 at 8:07 PM

    I first heard him on the first Eleventh House album - great stuff!
    I also remember him being mocked for drumming wearing platform shoes.
    Looking forward to hearing his triffick rithums!

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    1. BabsFebruary 5, 2023 at 9:57 PM

      Steve, you'll love this.

      Larry Coryell & the Eleventh House "January 1975"
      Mike Lawrence on trumpet and flugelhorn.
      Mike Mandel on keyboards.
      John Lee on bass.
      Alphonse Mouzon on drums.

      https://workupload.com/file/Y575r2LYb6H

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    2. SteveSharkFebruary 6, 2023 at 12:03 AM

      Ooh, didn't know about this. Many thanks, Babs. Listening to it now and enjoying it muchly!

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  4. AnonymousFebruary 5, 2023 at 9:30 PM

    I believe you meant Nanker Pheldge

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  5. Mr GrimsdaleFebruary 5, 2023 at 10:14 PM

    terrific rhythm - that wasn't so hard

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    1. Farquhar Throckmorton IIIFebruary 6, 2023 at 3:31 AM

      This has been copy-pasted. What a cynical abuse of technological privilege, and what a slap in the face for the other Four Or Five Guys© who are doing their honest best to come up with the correct solution without resorting to subterfuge and malfeasance.

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  6. AnonymousFebruary 5, 2023 at 10:45 PM

    trifik rithums

    willm associated with the Department M, Magistrate Affairs

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  7. AnonymousFebruary 6, 2023 at 1:32 AM

    great beats

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    1. Farquhar Throckmorton IIIFebruary 6, 2023 at 3:32 AM

      Unfortunately, entries submitted anonymously cannot be accepted. I don't make the rules.

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  8. AnonymousFebruary 6, 2023 at 1:41 AM

    terrified tissue?

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  9. AnonymousFebruary 6, 2023 at 2:10 AM

    trey fck rey domos
    Bat

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  10. Songkhla SteveFebruary 6, 2023 at 8:50 AM

    Ermm ..T'ryffyk Rithums??? Am I close??

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  11. Farquhar Throckmorton IIIFebruary 6, 2023 at 9:13 AM

    We've seen some splendid attempts! And one outrageous cheat, for which Mr Grimsdale has to sit on the Naughty Step wearing the Cone Of Shame until somebody comes up with the right answer without copy-pasting! For those of you late to the game, simply spell *terrific rhythm* without looking it up! Or copy-pasting! It's trickier than it looks, fellows - so lots of luck!! From your pal Farq.

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  12. Songkhla SteveFebruary 6, 2023 at 9:38 AM

    Frog Surprize?? Thingymajig??? ... rhythm terrifique??? ...Am I getting warmer??

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    1. Songkhla SteveFebruary 6, 2023 at 1:40 PM

      təˈrɪfɪk ˈrɪðəm ??? ... จังหวะที่ยอดเยี่ยม ??? ... terura ritmo ??? ... terribiles numero ??? ... φοβερός ρυθμός ??? ... ریتم فوق العاده ??? .. Okay ..I give up now!!!

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    2. Farquhar Throckmorton IIIFebruary 6, 2023 at 2:42 PM

      Okay, you deserve a clue: the right answer has been given but didn't count as he cheated. Have another go!

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    3. Songkhla SteveFebruary 6, 2023 at 4:29 PM

      "terrific rhythm" without looking it up!! Got it, innit?? Yeah??

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    4. Farquhar Throckmorton IIIFebruary 6, 2023 at 5:21 PM

      Khun Songkhla, he numbah wan! Win PRY!!!! Crick ring VERY ENJOY!!

      https://workupload.com/file/dBVxp5kpdyV

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    5. Songkhla SteveFebruary 6, 2023 at 7:30 PM

      Fank 'oo velly much

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  13. TorgoFebruary 6, 2023 at 5:01 PM

    you mean the old thing by Leo Mathisen?

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    1. TorgoFebruary 6, 2023 at 5:05 PM

      Or is this a reference to Alphonse Mouzon himself? He certainly had terrific rhythm.

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    2. Farquhar Throckmorton IIIFebruary 6, 2023 at 5:22 PM

      No, and nope, but if you ask our Northern Siam Correspondent nicely, he may let you listen to his albums, which are groovacious, to th' max!

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