Pole Vault Pin-Up Wants To Be Respected As Steely Dan Fan Above All Else Dept.

"I like a pole to be firm yet flexible, ultra-long, and strong enough to take all of me, again and again  ..."

Comely Athletician and Marine Biologist Holly "Holy Hula" Hayley-Hall is damn tired of fellows who just want to watch her yeet herself over some stick in the sky. "There's so much more to me than mere Olympian athletic prowess," she averred yesterday. "For instance, which I am a passionate expert of the music of Steely Dan. I have, like, all their albums which surprises the shit out of the dumb-ass jocks what I date. Where's a skinny Jewish guy when you need one?"

Here[left - Ed.]'s a swell collectible for your collectible collectibles collection! Instantly reduce your confreres to grovelling supplicants prostrating themselves at the hem of your garment! They will literally sacrifice their firstborn to get a lick at this Steely Danish deli delite! Either that or turn away with a sneer of disdain on their lovely pan. Probably that. Best keep this quiet, because only a Dan Fan like you would find this kind of thing mildly interesting.

It's what the music business knew as a "promotional" disc back in the day. It would - as the name seems to imply - "promote" the band via a selection of representative cuts [Aja features strongly] interspersed with a intryview with the "lads" themselves, Dolt n' Wonnie! Oboy!

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