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Curvy Keira Knightley [above - Ed.] awaits your bidding at luxury love nest Offramp Motel And Poultry Rinse, Buttway, ND! What better way to celebrate eons-old pagan ceremony of Yuletide than steamy love romp with sultry star of TV's Gal Pals?
Simply enter our swell Yuletide Competition and YOUR FLUIDS could be draining down into an array of pink orifices in a nite of savage romance to remember! Should our luscious lady be not to your tastes, simply write in your celeb of choice! Oboy!
How to play? Why, it's as easy as AB3! Using your own words, simply state the connection between these well-known best-selling albums!
Grand Consolation Prize of loaddown deliverable of above albums to first loser who comments!
*should Ms. Knightley, or your celebrity of choice, be unavailable a substitute will be provided at small extra cost. Participation in contest is agreement to rules and conditions.
*should Ms. Knightley, or your celebrity of choice, be unavailable a substitute will be provided at small extra cost. Participation in contest is agreement to rules and conditions.
They all have the look of items commanding a pretty penny on Discogs.
ReplyDeleteAlthough this is technically correct, it's not the answer on the card! So as you are neither strictly winner nor loser, you are ineligible for a prize!
DeleteLiah Natas. I'm in.
ReplyDeleteBackwards titles beget primordial blackness? As intriguing as your comment is, it is ineligible as a competition entry and counts as a hanging chad.
DeleteThey are all albums that have never been played on my turntable.
ReplyDeleteSee response to Fanny's comment, above. Life is hard. I don't make the rules.
Deletethey all feature Shawn Phillips
ReplyDeleteI don't see how I can weasel out of this one. Yes, they all feature Shawn Phillips, and you win Keira Knightley! The Armando Piazza albums are from the early seventies, pretty trippy, acoustic, some nice horns ('n reeds), dreamy atmosphere. Recorded in Naples (Phillips was living in Italy, helping out a pal). The Cosmic Debris album (1980) is by an electronic duo, recorded in Oklahoma with overdubs flown in by Phillips from Positano. It's a unique Phillips recording and makes me wish he'd handled more electric lead on his own albums. From progarchives:
DeleteConsisting of three long, instrumental tracks, the album's subtitle was ''3.7 K'', derived from the echo of the "Big Bang", which was found at 3.7 degrees Kelvin.The sidelong ''Fanfare / Spectrum'' was inspired by the work of American composer Aaron Copland and it's actually what its title suggests.A long, one-dimensional Electronic fanfare with Bugg's spacey synthesizers in evidence and Phillips' endless cosmic guitar solos in a PINK FLOYD/HAWKWIND vein, producing an interesting, trippy atmosphere with little variation but full of inventiveness and incredible atmospheres.''In the not so still gentleness of the night'' opens with Bugg's loops and electronics, followed by a surprising folky flute part and followed by a narcotic synth tone, doubled by another dose of massive synth exercises.''Danse of the sines'' is based on a repetitive bass-like (or is it actually guitar?, no mention to bass credits in the album notes) groove with Bugg offering atonal synth textures and Young playing somekind of acoustic percussion.Propably the weakest track of the LP but with some notable synth explorations by Bugg.
They made a second album, sans Phillips and not as interesting, which will be included in the loaddown as soon as someone loses the competition.
Oh, they all feature single colour printing on front cover, indicating that the record label wanted to minimise their loss on these releases.
DeleteAs a loser, can I swap Keira Knightley for ten minutes with Liz Truss the English ex-prime minister. Five minutes will do, thinking about it.
I spent five minutes looking at the Foam-O-Graph© trying to see what album cover(s) you were obscuring...then I scrolled down...
ReplyDeletePerhaps SteveShark deserves some sort of booby prize.
ReplyDeleteAgreed, a silicone booby prize.
Delete*honk*
Delete*honk-honk*
Deletei hope your hedonistic contest does not cause thailand to follow suit with the new Indonesian law.
ReplyDeleteWhich is? Body-bags to be worn by women under 70 at all times outside the home?
DeleteThe new Indonesian law criminalizes sex outside of marriage.
DeleteYou might think, judging from the behavior of many Thai husbands, that there was a law prohibiting marital fidelity.
DeleteWell said Farq!
DeleteKK is a pretty porcelain-posh skinny bit of totty but such flat-chested self-love is not my thang. If I can't have Yootha Joyce or June Whitfield I'll have Samira Ahmed.
ReplyDeleteAlthough Me n' The Reeds won the night of shameful indulgence with Keira Knightley, Bambi wins the loser prize of the long playing LPs. I have confidence that the Four Or Five Guys© will behave properly and not profit from his loss by clicking his link, which is here:
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Not sure I was entering a threesome competition with KK and FTIII as a prize oh well as we used to say life's to short to be meaningful :)
DeleteYour elation is to be matched only by your disappointment.
DeleteYootha Joyce ???
ReplyDeleteJune Whitfield? Samira Ahmed?
DeleteOr Janet Leigh. Marlena Shaw. Barbara Bain. Molly Sugden.
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