Elderly Lesbians Choose Their Album O' Th' Year Dept.

 

Goytrude (left) and Oyma on th' cusp o' th' musical zeitgeist, yestiddy.

🎅🏼Longtime grifters at th' IoF© may remember, if their meds have kicked in, our regliar Yuletide feature hosted by saucy sapphic seniors Gertrude and Irma, wherein they choose their Album o' th' Year. So, what have our sexy scissor sisters been turning on their hearing aids - and each other! - for this year?

Irma: I liked that one album by that fat girl.

FT3: Adele? I think that was last year?

Gertrude: We did her already, Irma.

Irma:  (giggles) We should be so lucky.

Gertrude: (gestures) Elbow deep in that bi-

FT3: (cutting in) So! Have you liked any new albums this year?

Irma: Garcia's People.

Gertrude: (raises fist in solidarity, rips out I.V. drip) Solid, Jackson!

FT3: Garcia Peoples.

Irma: What?

FT3: The band's called Garcia Peoples.

Gertrude: (farts audibly, sniffs) That makes a shitload of no sense.

FT3: (fanning air) What about the difficult second album by Fernweh?

Irma: Fernweh? Fernmeh, more like. I think I speak for us both in lamenting the shift to a harder-edged sound and losing the ruralist influence that made the first album so special.

Gertrude: Blow it out yer ass.

FT3: She just did. Any albums by broads? Sorry - chicks. Dames.

Irma: Lana Del Rey moistens my oyster.

FT3: But the records? Seriously? Can she even, like, sing?

Irma: Who gives a shit? Nobody, apparently.

FT3: What about the new Neil? World Record?

Irma: Not as good as Barn. 

Gertrude: I think ... I'm having a diaper failure ...

Irma: Without me? Again?

[Tape ends]

Say, fellows! Did you lissen to any new records this year? Can you remember them? Add a comment, should sudge be your inclination.