Professor U. U. Gefiltefish Answers Your Questions Dept.

 

Regliar visitors will know The Professor as our "back room boffin" here on th' Isle O' Foam©. He's responsible for autoclaving bloated, rain-forest-destroying 320 rips down to a sustainable, shade-grown and ethically sourced 192. But "Uncle U.U." as he's affectionately known at th' IoF© also has impressively framed fake diplomas in philosophy, accordian repair, gynecology, and bovine husbandry

Left: Cody n' U.U. pitchered poolside, yestiddy!

For the first of what we're sure will be a popular feature featured among our many featured features, we coaxed Cody [28 my ass - Ed.] out of retirement to ax U.U. a question what he is is well-qualified to answer! Cody?

Cody: Hi guys! Wassup!

U.U.: Hi Cody! Which you gots a question-type query to ax of me, sweetcakes?

Cody: (jumping up and down excitedly): Ooh! Ooh! I got one!

U.U.: (chuckling indulgently): Go right ahead, young lady! Uncle U.U. is here to help!

Cody: (wrinkling nose thoughtfully) Uncle U.U. - what is truth? 

U.U.: Truth, Cody, was a rock band back in the 'sixties. Which they released a couple albums.

Cody: Gee, Uncle U.U.! You know, like, everything!

But does he, subscribers? Loaddown these philosophical-type long-playing L.P.s and discover - The Truths!