Saturday, June 12, 2021

Isle O' Foam Newsdesk Dept. - Lazy Assed Bum Awarded Honorary Gum Card

 


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  1. What an uh-steamed honor!
    Congratulations!

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  2. I am so honored. I'm speechless. Yes, Kwai, sniff sniff, very uh-steamed. Now I have to prepare to work for the merit badges to become a full fledged 4 or 5 guy. Funny, in an oil induced haze I spoke with a carbon based biped about just this topic. Small whirl innit? I'm awed and humbled. Thank you Farq!!!! I saw the topic in my newsreader and about fell out. LOL.

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    1. FGW's excuses for not handing in his assignment range from "I can't find my crayons" to "underpants caught fire", but he's been here since we were The House O' Foam© in bosky downtown Vegas, and deserves a big manly thump between the shoulderblades for his meticulously combed Kirlian Aura, if nothing else.

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  3. See, you can succeed without trying! Well done FGW!! Lovely card btw

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  4. That card is absolutely fabulous. Yo, Five Guns West, wanna trade?

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  5. Wait. So that's what the card thing is all about? My getting one represents induction into the 4 or 5 Guys? Like ... already? I feel like an interloper, an arriviste - the squeaky-clean new detective fast-tracked by the brass straight into Homicide without having paid his dues by getting the doughnuts in even once. Congrats, FGW, by the way. That's some couch. And, trust me, I know from couches.

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