Kreemé Clickbaits Dept. - Sideshow

©Foam-O-Graph - note superstructure balancing compression and tension

 

Kreemé [19 my ass - Ed.] has been busy these last few months designing a complex series of suspension bridges linking the Faroe Islands. "There's like a bunch of these islands, out in the ocean someplace, and I kinda saw them as like beads on a necklace? With the bridges as the string? That was my concept which with my engineering skills I was able to envisage."

The resourceful marine biologist and Senior Cultural Outreach Officer here on th' IoF© is currently crowdfunding the project, with nearly three hundred dollars already donated by a bunch of skeevy seniors international investment financiers. "It's mainly for the sheeps," she said yesterday. "They'll be able to, like, commute to other islands, which is sustainable."

So - what, you ax, has all this to do with today's unjustly obscure music recording? You gots us there, smart guy! Sideshow have been FoamFeatured™ antecedently, but as a sidebar to a piece on Paul Giovanni, so youse bums may have missed it, what with your ADD issues. Anyway, Joe came up on shuffle yestiddy and I ejaculated gee whiz! this is one swell album which th' Four Or Five Guys© will be proud to spin for their confreres at Jizzy's Tickle Klub, by George!