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This is probably the toughest competition yet - that's why there's a MILLION DOLLAR GIVEAWAY BONUS ROLLOVER WIN! for the lucky winner!
ReplyDeleteIf you have enough money already, simply tell us your favorite way of keeping cool on a hot day. Leave us face it, the album will be loadupped anyhow.
When you live in the desert, the only way to keep cool on
ReplyDeletea hot day is to throw all thermometers into the trash can!
Thank you, Farq. Summer is rapidly approaching!
Today, the temperature in Manhattan, was high for May 22nd at 92 °F, or 33.333 °C [Celsius sucks - Ed.] The central air-conditioning went on for the first time since September, 2020.
ReplyDeleteThat visual iconography, courtesy of the Foam-O-Graph Corp, if I'm not mistaken, is in violation of the Geneva Conventions.
That said, that cover is familiar, but not unlike Claudia Cardinale's muff circa 1963, I can't put my finger on it.......
"I can't put my finger on it ..."
DeleteThe frustrated cry of men through the ages.
I'm sitting right by one of those condensation fan deals which forces the air through a wet filter. You can load it up with ice for maximum frostiness. That and cold, cold mineral water.
ReplyDeleteTowel drenched in ice water and then placed around the back of your neck. Old job site routine that works.
ReplyDeleteNancy Priddy-Yo've Come This Way Before 1968
ReplyDeleteUnknown nails it! Some granular forensic optical work happening here. Unfortunately, Unknown is ineligible for the ONE MILLION DOLLARS cash bonanza breakout bonus blast because I don't know who you are, sir!
DeleteI don't live in the desert like Kwai Chang does, but the four of us (including two dogs) borrow a relative's place out in the Palm Desert / La Quinta area all the time. Last year, the air conditioning system failed just as the outside temperature was reaching 120 degrees Fahrenheit, with the inside temperature climbing to meet it. That was on a Sunday, too, inconveniently enough. The dogs stayed as low to the ground as they could. The rest of us must not have been thinking so straight. We even forgot about the ol' icewater-towel thing that pmac's talking about. As I can now see, something along those lines would have been a very good idea under the circumstances.
ReplyDeleteThat's 48C. That's hot! Hottest here has been 45c. Pole-axing.
DeleteThe thing I hate about circumstances is that there is no shade under them!
DeleteCats and dogs do have the enviable ability to stretch out or puff up to stay cool or warm respectively. Temperature is a many splendored thing. We all have one...but not everyone has a fever. Kelvin Celsius Fahrenheit III...
...sounds like a slave name.
Regardless, I can cope with heat. I can't stand the cold. I am crying boo-hoo long before the crystallization of water.
I live in Nottingham - what is this "hot" of which you talk?
ReplyDeleteNext time you're there, plunge your head in the boiling fat at the chippy. That'll give you some idea of Crab Devil's predicament.
DeleteGet Naked.
ReplyDeleteBut not in public, please.
DeleteMy wrinkles hide everything.
DeleteUNSEE!
DeleteApplegate's mum
ReplyDeleteApplegate Theatre.
DeleteNow I can see Nancy Priddy. My hat's off to Unknown (that's also how I keep cool).
ReplyDeleteThat million bucks could have been yours ...
DeleteIs it the Trans-Siberians?
ReplyDeleteIs what the Trans-Siberians?
DeleteNobody want the Nancy Priddy elpee? It's surprisingly toothsome.
ReplyDeleteI set up a small TV in the back yard. I put some beer in an ice chest. I get two lawn chairs and a water hose connected to a sprinkler. My wife and I strip down to our skivvies, set down in the chairs,grab a beer and turn on that sprinkler.
ReplyDeleteI hope you put an umbrella up over the TV.
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