Saturday, December 19, 2020

James Last - Kaiser Of Krautrock!

The Cosmic Jokers story is worth retelling. Famed German bandleader James Last, wanting to exploit the new underground scene, went into the studio with the core of his touring band and cut the anonymous pseudonymous eponymous first album. "We improvised," he says. "The musicians were qualified professionals and could play anything. We all dressed in the latest mod-style clothing and there was incense. No drugs, of course! We were high on the music!" The album's success took everyone by surprise. "It outsold Swinging Hit Party Favorites, the official James Last album!"

Keeping his identity a secret, Last quickly released a second album, Galactic Supermarket, consisting of outtakes from the sessions. "We could not believe our ears when it entered the pop music charts!" Last says. "There was the big mystery about who the musicians were, and rumors of a tour, and so forth and so on."

The secret was revealed when Last, backed by the "band", appeared on the German T.V. show Teen Disc-Party to publicise the third album, Planeten Sit-In. "I took off my wig and made the peace sign! It was funny!" Alas, the hippies who'd bought the albums didn't get the joke, and the third album stiffed.

Ironically, these three albums, recorded by show-band musicians in their late thirties, stand as prime examples of Krautrock, as adventurous and exciting and as cosmic as "the real thing".

24 comments:

  1. The Germans the verb at the end of the sentence have!

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    1. The germans have only the SECOND verb at the end of the sentence having!

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  2. the pride of li'l ol'Mülheim an der Ruhr

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3hcb8ahuiY

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    1. Speaking as a holder of a German passport, I could not agree more.

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    2. Oh my...or even better, Mein Gott!

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    3. Thankfully the guy is actually a comedian. The problem is he's a German comedian; there aren't many of them. There's a reason for that....

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    4. Careful folks! Or I'm gonna post some Firefuckers here for your most delectable listening pleasure! I'm not kidding! You are hereby warned!

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  3. The Cosmic Jokers play Silver Machine:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gF2ODWluPlY

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  4. So, not only rock they do, but also like Yoda talk they can. Verrrrrrrry interesting. but stooopid

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  5. Farq, the full medley is even better.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g503fR3BvVk

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  6. To help with the German pronunciation of the culturally significant piece of hard hippy nonsense that is Silver Machine:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66EPtq6UYFc

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  7. Falschgedächtnisschaum!

    The Cosmic Jokers were the Art Jackson's Atrocity of krautrock.

    https://nathannothinsez.blogspot.com/2014/08/its-just-cosmic-joke.html

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    1. Nathan Nothin is a swell gent in a bad spot. Like many longtime denizens of the Left Coast, he can no longer afford to live in California. If anyone reading this wants to help, the whole story is here: https://nathannothinsez.blogspot.com/2020/11/never-dreamed-i-come-back-like-this.html

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  8. None of youse bums axed for these, but here they are anyway. Great albums!


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  9. Due to popular demand (Leonidas Popular of Bumfuck, TX), here are the Firefuckers in all their, ahem, glory.

    You wanna hear them massacre "Hey Joe", "Nights In White Satin" and other assorted classics? You want it, you got it.

    Good for a chuckle once, probably not sustainable listening. But hey, I know for sure there's weirder stuff in Farq world, so there...

    (BTW I deleted the two German spoken word comedy bits as I doubt these have much listening value here...)

    https://workupload.com/archive/bzg3p58D

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  10. Farq, more fun I am having with these funsters.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJYreBAsTC4

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  11. Thanks Farq. Interesting story, whichever one is true.

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    1. The James Last story is only true here, unfortunately. But the music's good everywhere.

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