Tuesday, April 1, 2025

Internet Slop Dept. - Photo Libraries: AI Before There Was AI

Image copyright Foam-O-Graph© for the Artificial Ignorance Corporation®

 

Big ruckus right now about AI reducing your internest to visual mush. But photolibraries have been doing this for a looong time. Megabuck agencies like Getty Images, Shutterstock, and Alamy have been massaging our responses through print and digital media without much street level pitchfork brandishing for decades. Big corporations have their own stock of library shots, carefully guarded for their own use and "expressing their unique core values". The difference between a photolibrary shot and something conjured up in seconds from an AI prompt isn't that obvious, and getting more blurred all the time. Which is more dishonest?

"We literally get paid for this shit? I'm literally dying here!"

 
"Ever get the feeling we're like, stuck in some virtual reality corporate hell? Just me, then."

Photolibraries, ever keen to make a buck, are now offering their own AI images, to save us the backbreaking work of "creating" one by typing a command into an online AI image generator.

It's not just corporate communications; stock library shots (photography, illustration, and occasionally video clips) appear regularly in news articles and op-ed pieces, correctly credited. Mostly.

It's all illustration, not documentation. Even the starkly realistic photojournalism of Weegee ["Joy Of Living", left - Ed.] was created through his own technique, his own point of view, his own artistic interpretation of reality.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A contemporary rendering of Lincoln's assassination met with nobody's accusations of artificiality:

Credited to "our special artist illegible"

 

What I'm saying is, only Foam-O-Graph© shows reality unaltered, unfiltered, as it is. Trust Foam-O-Graph© to show the truth!

 

 


13 comments:

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    1. That was a very cruel trick to play, though it was in line with the nature of photo-libraries whose plastic-arsed "I'd like to teach the world to network" pics of sleek offices filled with sleek diverse conferencing types are used by many of the spivvy chancer-filled recruitment agencies I have to resort to using if I want to be sent to cancelled work-inductions at shoddy surly dilapidated workplaces with no idea who I am or why I'm even there. So there is that, you SOB.

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    2. Back in one of my brief working-for-money interludes I did some design work for Cisco, one of those weird megacorps that exist only in the Corporate Dimension, and they were gracious enough - in their eyes - to allow me access to their secure private photo library, which was thousands of nearly identical office scenes of nearly identical people in nearly identical poses. A depiction of corporate life as raw and unsettling as any weegee shot.

      The real world is fucking insane.

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  2. ur nutz in the best way

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  3. 555 .. as they say in Thaiglish!!!

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  4. Yeah, I literally smile/chuckle when I see those kind of idealized images proffered by imagery hucksters -- laughing at the attempt as I recoil at the creepiness. It's like the ending of Blue Velvet, except David Lynch was calling out the phoniness rather than furthering it.
    C in California

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  5. i already know the truth and reality. and i don't need any goddamn more reminders.
    i am seeking kind lies.

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  6. Didn't Miles record a fart & mixed to stereo? If so, it's missing from your collection. And I demand flac!!

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  7. Foam-O-Graph© shows me the truth but i must remain anonymous.

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