Saturday, February 20, 2021

Strange Italians Dept. - The Music Asylum

Italy! Home of the most beautiful cities, the most beautiful women, and the best cars, art, food and wine this planet can offer! Also, some of the best music to ever come out of New Jersey! And, bafflingly, it's where The Music Asylum come from, genetically if not culturally. A big hand for Louis Luzzi, a couple of Leonards (Conforti and Argese), and, confusingly, another Louis and another Argese (one guy, Louis Argese), who is credited with Straw, Whistles, Phaser Gun, Harpoleen, and backing vocals. We're liking these gentlemen already!

I picked this up on vinyl way back when, because Louis Argese's Catskills cocktail lounge look altered my brain. That, and song titles like Flite Of The Tick Bird, Tube Along With Me, Garbage, screamed BUY THIS ALBUM! It was not a regret purchase. The few descriptions you'll find of this fall over themselves to place it in a genre. There's a light-n'-crispy deep-pan rock base with a zesty jazz topping, and ... well, it's melodic, adventurous, fun, beautifully sung ... I give up. It's delicious.

Here's Louis in later life [left - Ed.], still rocking the same acconciatura. Edited from his obit (he died at sixty):

"Born in Brooklyn ... lived in Totowa for most of his life ... Musician, Piano Player, Partner in Bioya Recording Studios, Paterson, NJ. ... played with many famous artists and traveled around the world in his career ... wrote music for movie soundtracks, radio and T.V. Commercials and T.V. Movies ... wrote CD Albums for different artists and was also a music director for Our Father's Music Business."

And this from a PR release for the Plant The Seed album (me neither): 

"An exhilarating musician who has been playing music since age 11. By the age of 18 Louis was on the road playing with greats like Johnny Mathis, Connie Francis and Sammy Davis, Jr., and amongst the artists he has recorded and arranged for are Jay and the Americans, Tommy James and Frankie Valli. Louis has also played on theme music sessions for HBO."


This one's for you, Lou!

17 comments:

  1. If ever there was a perfect IoF© album, this be it. Needlessly and pleasingly obscure, witty, weird, and mighty swell listening. You want it, tells us why Bobby Short is shit.

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    1. This is a very good answer. Your caps lock key get stuck?

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    2. and i'd rather not go into how that occurred.

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    3. ... but if you ever want closure, we're here for you.

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  3. because Bobby worked with Rogers and Hart, the Loepold and Loeb of songwriting.

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  4. Bobby Short: sophistication out the ass. Most New York Jazz fans of a certain age, made the pilgrimage up to the Carlyle.

    There's an ancient Borscht Belt gag:
    "She said kiss me where it stinks so i drove her to new jersey. "

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  5. Howdy,

    When the Missis and I first started courting, I didn't know from one Short to the other. Now Longhorns, I can tell you about them all day...but she wasn't interested in than, being big a city gal an' all. Here she was on the grange, hair died all sorta' colors, wearin' fishnet gloves, chewing gum, but I knew I had to snag that fillies. Music was her thing - on her denim jacket it said "Kick out the jams", and "The Good Rats", then had buttons of The Ramones. So I started listening to all sorts of music, not that at the time I liked it much. But I was interested in her so I sat though it, you know - to impress her. Well, one night she brings over a cassette tape of some radio show from back home. The DJ's name was Lou Reed, and he played Bobby Short singing Miss Otis Regrets. I'm not a man who does much in the way of crying, but if that song didn't bring a tear to my eye...and that one moment is what got her to give this country boy a chance.

    As always,

    Billy Gates of the double X ranch.

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  6. I emailed the gospel music company Louis worked with, but got no more information than their website offers. The album's clearly a one-off in more ways than one, and what's intriguing is that it's so well done.

    As for Bobby Short - all I've heard is negative criticism (a social institution, musically uninteresting), so I never got around to listening to him.

    Here's The Music Asylum.

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  7. Even if he is shit...
    He's standing in the doorway.
    Shift him, anyone!
    Too many secrets can make a person smile too much!
    So, that means that his teeth were too tall!

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  8. Short answer:

    Just found this one at a charity shop...

    Don't gimme no "Short People" cr@p about it if I some day play it and then wax po' (-addict?) about it like some sorta show tunes nut..

    https://www.discogs.com/Bobby-Short-Bobby-Short-Is-K-Ra-Zy-For-Gershwin/release/7518984

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  9. Also this: https://youtu.be/EL8KX0dZGuw

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    1. Of its type, this is as good as it gets. But calling a perfume Charlie was never a good idea.

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  10. No idea who Short is.
    Thanks for the download. I've only listened to this album once, and I think I like it. This is why music categories are redundant sometimes. Very interesting stuff.

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  11. I've heard of Short Shorts. Any relation?

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