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In spite of a vigorous press campaign and off-the-shelf artwork from hippie heavyweight Michael English [left - Ed.], the band never delivered the album they seemed to promise, and finished up doing cruise ship cabaret as - incredibly - "The Hit Parade Hamsters", dressing in hamster costumes and playing medleys of UK chart toppers such as Ob La Di, Tie A Yellow Ribbon, Mouldy Old Dough, and their rousing showstopper version of Ken Dodd's Happiness. It was far from the Psychedelic Experience, but the band has no regrets. "Are you kidding?" laughs lead singer Nigel Choppers, "We was paid for getting pissed out our fucking minds and shaggin' sweaty housewives from Chelmsford! Timothy Leary? Fuck off!"
The single has been the high point [oh very good - Ed.] of virtually every comp of UK psychedelia, and their scant later recordings scavenged for various hopeful releases, including the mis-titled Complete Recordings, which buries wobbly acetates of the single in a double cd of outtakes, unfinished and demo tracks.
Everything I have is in the loaddown, and it's a ragbag. Curate yer own collection - the task is beyond me.
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I'll loadup this when I've given it the kicking it requires. Until then, amuse yerselves by yelling at the traffic.
ReplyDeleteI yelled, but Steve never answered.
ReplyDeleteWhat a great band the Traffics were.
DeleteI'll be honest, my heart ain't in this. I thought I could *cough* curate some kind of listenable album out of the various available tracks, but it's hard work. Unless any of youse bums want me to continue with this thankless task, I think we'll move on. It's been a worthwhile exercise in a way, because they're a fine example of a one-hit wonder band who never had one hit. That single is all the more remarkable given what happened to the band afterwards (my piece isn't so very far from the truth). It's like Pink Floyd losing the plot entirely after Arnold Layne. Only that was a hit.
ReplyDeleteI already have Vacuum Cleaner, and presumably heard Beeside and passed on it, so I'm good if it's that much of a struggle to make it work. Let's keep it fun so you don't ditch the Isle, as you did recently.
ReplyDeleteC in California
I don't know them, but you make me want to. Please at least unload the psingle on us.
ReplyDeleteCram
Seems a shame to waste such great cover art. How about an EP to go with it?
ReplyDeleteI visited the ruins of their namesake in the summer of 1973.
ReplyDeleteWe could well have passed each other. At this time I was heavily into all that ley line stuff, sacred geometry, John Michel ...
DeleteToo cool!
DeleteI read Alfred Watkins' "The Old Straight Track" that summer.
"Pattern Of The Past" was another. A great field to explore (in both senses).
DeleteOrdered. Thanks!
DeleteI like the subject & your handling of it. The cover is mighty fine. Gracias. - useo
ReplyDeleteCurate yer own collection! Not sure there's an album's worth, but it'll save me the trouble:
ReplyDeletehttps://workupload.com/file/hvnWJEMNMJ3
And hike the internet ley line to here:
http://galacticramble.blogspot.com/search/label/Tintern%20Abbey
for a splendid article on the band. Which doesn't mention heroin anywhere, but I reckon that's what did for their creativity ("fix me up with your sweet dose" is not a marijuana term).
Surely it IS a marijuana term, as everyone -- EVERYONE -- knows that all marijuana is purchased from that sketchy cat in Suite 2 (Suite Dos, which you mis-heard as 'sweet dose') of the local flophouse. Your naivete is charming.
DeleteC in California
(as Walther Matthau's foppish prince in The Great Race) "Bwavo! Oh, bwavo!"
DeleteMatthau? Are you checking if I'm awake?
DeleteYour version of the band's later history is much more interesting than the article. Alas, the article means we should give up hope of ever finding a bootleg video of the Hit Parade Hamsters.
DeleteSteve! Yes.
Delete(The Great Race) Tony Curtis or Walter Matthau?
DeleteHere's my attempt at making a decent album out of the available material:
Deletehttps://workupload.com/file/tXM5DwB7mMS
It's not perfect, but I've heard about a million worse psychedelic rock albums. It weighs in at 36 minutes, which is about right for an album of that time.
I shall give it a spin on th' RCA Consolette. Thank you for your service.
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