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| Foam-O-Graph© - Making Reality Obsolete!™ |
You'll know T.V.'s Ann-Margret as Samantha from hit comedy Th' Addams Family, where she played sinister mage of the Dark Arts, bringing Satanism to suburbia with hilarious consequences! But did you know she's also a keen collector of obscure psychedelic vinyl? Chances are you did, you rascal!
But rubbing shoulders - and worse! - with skeevy record collectors in seedy vinyl emporia isn't for her! Nossir! She summons what she wants directly from the Dark Side with mystic incantation! "It's kinda like ordering from Amazon?" she said yesterday from her coven in leafy downtown Burbank. "Only you're not supporting the King of Darkness. Sure, I have to sacrifice the occasional baby, but it's worth it to get albums like which is featured today!"
Take a hinge at th' above Foam-O-Graph© [above- Ed.] and see if you can descry featured album emerging from fire of forbidden ritual! Leave indication of your psychedelic profficiency in comments with clever allusion, oblique reference! Oboy! Some fun, huh?
Naming album, act, directly will bring down th' CURSE O' FOAM™, today manifested as itching, rawness, behind ears!
ReplyDeleteHa. As if I could. At least, for once, I can see the damn thing.
ReplyDeleteGood huntin', obscure psychedelia lovers...
Hey man, have you heard about this new psychedelic music fad, they take mind expanding drugs and see everything in amazing vivid colours. Howzabout we do the same for our new record cover.
ReplyDeleteNaah that costs money, that does, toss us an aspirin and your mam's old box brownie, I bet there'll only be about 4 or 5 guys who'll give a monkey's about us in 50 years time.
Yes Fine Old it looks a most uninspiring cover, all I can make out is a guy wearing a waistcoat. So almost certainly released on an obscure record label with no budget. One thing's for sure is there's a guy round these parts who can knock up a splendid 'tripping off you tits' alternative.
DeleteFarquhar Throckmorton III, Esquire: Well fudge!How in the fudge can I find the super-secret location of the download button. Please, please help. Somebody.
ReplyDeleteField
Hmm. If you could download it, you could tell me what the album was, and then you'd win the game. Which is a novel approach and I commend your initiative.
DeleteThis week's Grand Prize is a perineum piercing piece from Pierre LaPierce© at Paris Piercings, Paris, Texas. This zircon-encrusted body ornament is a sure-fire conversation starter!
ReplyDeleteI'm sure I acquired a digital copy of this album in the past year or so but I can't remember who it is! (sure sounded great at the time I was reading about it). That narrows it down to a few thousand possibilities.
ReplyDeleteWhile you have fun chasing the hobo in the coat, if you have an hour and forty to while away...
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY8tpn-M-7k
An easy one.
ReplyDeleteCareful with that....Music
Well Babs, if may be easy to you!!
DeleteThanks for the clue, found the lp, never heard of them, not a glimmer, nof even a snifter, can't wait for the stealth link to put me out of my misery.
Babs wins the perineum piercing!
DeleteThe album has a complicated history (from false memory): a very small private press run of what was effectively a mini-album, then a weird "expanded" re-release where the record company edited it up to album length (shown in the Foam-O-Graph© - although it had two cover designs?), then a straight re-release, apparently not very good quality, then a CD-ROM mail order release, supposedly the best. Which I don't have and want to hear. Today's loaddown is the "expanded" re-release and the unsatisfactory re-release, which sounds pretty swell to me. Questions, anyone? Throwing the floor open to questions ... you sir? At the back, with the foam antlers and the vuvuzela?
What should I have pierced?
DeleteAny suggestions from Th' Four Or Five Guys©?
You can have your piercing anywhere in the perineum, Babs.
DeleteAsk a psychopath...
DeleteBabs, anywhere except your schwanzschtücker.
DeleteDown, boy! DOWN I say!
DeletePierce the veil!
DeletePierce the Webb!
Pierce the vuvuzela!
Not the vuvuzela!
DeleteWon't, piercing the vuvuzela, change its tuning? A vuvuzela, should be tuned to B♭3 (the B♭ below middle C).
Delete@Clarence Pune - There's a schwanzschtücker envy joke in there somewhere, but I'm afraid to look. If I'm not mistaken, the technical term for a schwanzschtücker piercing is a "Prince Albert".
It's just that schwanzschtücker is such a wonderful word (if inaccurate by gender.) And who'd want to consort with Albert?
DeleteSchwanzschtücker never gets old, does it?
DeleteMind you, it is distressing that you know the Prince Albert slang.
DeleteNative New Yorker.
DeleteI listen to WNYC for a couple of hours most days.
DeleteWill you two just get a room?
DeleteIdeally, piercing the vuvuzela will silence the beastly thing, and put it out of our misery.
DeleteFar baby the picture is all. one sirris hot baaaabe
ReplyDeleteThat Ann-Margret!
DeleteLooks like Elizabeth Montgomery (Bewitched) to my eyes; not Ann Margaret...
DeleteYou'll be telling me the TV show wasn't Th' Addams Family next!
DeleteAnd downtown Burbank ain’t “leafy” — that’s the most heinous of your fibbery
DeleteHappy New Year Pardner,
ReplyDeleteI hope all of you and yours on the Island of Foam (pat pending) are finding themselves well and ready for the year ahead. Me and the Miss' rang in the new year over at the ranch but had a little bit of a to do. We had to evict a few squatters from the Sri Chimnoy's lost tribe staying at the old barn. I don't mind a good vegetarian meal every once in a while, but the excessive cabbage makes the wife's eyes water. Gives me a healthy pause too, for that matter. They were nice about it, in fact one young lady wrapped in some sorta' blanket looking thing said "what took you so long, you know a house is not a motel", beat her tambourine and the lot of them were gone in a puff of patchouli.
For the record you got there I got a clue - but I'm no rat.
As ever,
Billy Gates of the Double X Ranch.
Billy Gates wins Second Prize - this handsome Prince Andrew souvenir sweat shirt!
DeleteI would like to thank you for the swell second prize and dedicate this win to the plight of the axolotl. Poor little gilly fellas, always smiling, people taking advantage of their good nature.
DeleteAs ever,
Billy Gates of the Double X ranch.
The axolotl gets a lot of love here, Billy, but watch out for Tuesday's new regular feature - Tardigrade Tuesday!
DeleteI filtered the image through a lava lamp, & think I have the answer. It's CENSORED.
ReplyDeletefrom a distance, i thought i saw SRV and 2x trouble. then again, it coulda been a stone pony
ReplyDeleteApologies for tardi(grade
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From Northampton (the UK one, if there's any others) - I lived about a 15 minute journey away from the town then but never heard of them.
ReplyDeleteThe guitar is great - I wonder what happened to him?
I love stuff like this - he sounds as if he enjoyed life playing!
Deletehttps://www.psychedelicbabymag.com/2012/07/axecrystalline-interview-with-tony.html