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You'll know the scrotum-faced old weirdo for dressing up as a nun and rubbing starving children's faces in the dirt, but did you know she was also a keen collector of obscure sixties psychedelia? Well, she was, at least for the purposes of this week's Kwiz O' Kwality®, hosted by Rholonne d'Eodoranté [19 my ass - Ed.] in wardrobe malfunction cosplay on account which the real Mother Theresa is in Heaven (or Hell - the same place) sacrificing orphans to sew dainty nethergarments from their flayed skin.
Did you eye the swell stained glass window behind our simulacrum Saint, readers? Chances are you didn't, so take another hinge at th' above Foam-O-Graph© [above - Ed.]. Can you descry, perchance, the album what divinely inspired this sacred architectural fenestration?
Probably not, to be honest. The response of th' Four Or Five Guys© to the challenge of recent Kwizzes O' Kwality® has been lackluster at best. Well, no more Mister Goodbar, youse lazy-assed bums. No more hand-holding. You're on your own with this one, yessiree!
Usual rules apply - anyone mentioning act/album directly will be glommed from th' earthly realm by demons (or angels - the same thing) and cast at the hooves of Mother Theresa, there to acquiesce to her perverse desires for eternity, or until the Dems grow balls, whichever comes first.
Leave allusive hint, cunning clew, recondite reference! Do not specify album, act, directly!
ReplyDeleteNormally I ain't got a scooby. But I spotted this one right away, only because in my record collecting days I turned down a copy that someone was selling. However I don't think I've ever heard it, so look forward to that. Didn't someone on this recid get famous? I'm not doing any clews.
ReplyDeleteI had a mint copy of the original mono, pink label (Oops! a clew!)
DeleteI think the copy I turned down was the later reissue (pressed early in the next decade). Splendid stained glass by the way, and I always like sexy nuns like Rholonne d'Eodoranté, to give spiritual relief.
DeleteI hope you go decent money for that original pink label pressing, worth lots now according to interwebs.
DeleteSpiritual belief, that should have been, sorry.
ReplyDeleteWhat stained glass?
ReplyDeletejohn
The colourful church-like effect behind the sexy nun John.
DeleteCan I be controversial and say it looks more like a mosaic?
DeleteThe mystery artistes were just another name amongst many, many others at the time.
DeleteMy first thought was Quintessence!
Pink label, Mono, naked female, can I find my way to the answer?
ReplyDeleteMy guess is no. The naked female is there to bring the page hits into double figures. Works every time.
DeleteHowdy pardner,
ReplyDeleteI have an update I wanted to share with you. Remember last time I told you that we had to evict those 'Chimnoy's? Well, they didn't leave - came right back. The Miss' and I had to evict them all over again. We gave them to the first week of the new year, but after that scram you varmits'. Well, came the day we went down there with our local sheriff (Old Ned, more of a figure head at this point, but he still has the tin star) and the next thing you know - these vegetarians come rushing out of the barn. Let me tell you, fists were flying and those carrot chompers are throwing haymakers left an' right! Old Ned starts doddering around, shooting at the barn, and hits a cow easily 20 feet away. Mind you, because he's so out of it the county has seen fit to give him a pellet gun - he wouldn't know the difference anyhow. Then, that beatifically smiling young lady from before comes after me and lands a blow right on my jaw. The wife sees this, yells "creepy crawl!" (what ever th' hell that means) and now she and the young lady are grappling. Dust is flying, the smell of incense is everywhere, and I'm there messaging my jaw wondering of I'm gonna' lose a tooth. Eventually Junior (our boy) comes by, he joins in, Old Ned is still aiming at the side of the barn but hits the police car this time, and I'm marveling how spooky it is that all those "peace be on you" spinach sniffers are aching for a fight. Well, we got it all settled eventually - they're gone, the Miss' has calmed down a bit, Junior back at the ranch tending to the chickens, Old Ned is taking his afternoon nap over at the police station, and I'm here in the dentists office being fitted for a gold filling. By the by I know what the record is - but I'm no party pooper.
As ever,
Billy Gates of the Double X ranch.
Thanks for your "Chimnoy Piece" (waits for laugh - doesn't come), Billy!
DeleteIt's just that I used up all my laughs reading Billy's
Deleteactual piece. There's some real talent required to
make the Chenopodioideae seem lewd.
Spooky - but I think I actually know what this is. Cover art useless if you are colour blind.
ReplyDeleteMy eyes are now angry at me for staring at that stained glass. You sure stumped me.
ReplyDeleteWe've had a few airy claims from th' 4/5g© that they "know" what the record is, but "knowing" doesn't win the prize, you lazy-ass lying bums. Which, this week, is this amusing "SHUT UP AND EAT MY MEAT" barbecue apron and hat set (the grease stains should buff right out).
ReplyDeleteHapshash and the Colored Coat. Tell Rholonne that love is real.
ReplyDeleteWill at Anonymous Is Us.
A swell couple of clews, Will, and you win the coveted novelty barbecue outfit!
Delete(That's Rholonne in the magnificent art painting at the top of the blog, by the way, cosplaying a Bunny Girl.)
Hello Mr. Third,
ReplyDeleteLiving as I do in the South Eastern US of A.....I don't think the stains will be noticed and the logo is only slightly mundane when compared to what the 'necks wear as business attire here in the Third World of Psychedelia. Have had Supernatural Fairytales since '67....I'm old. Thanks for the cherished award.
Will@AIS
Save me the trouble of loadupping the album (a nice mono and stereo edition) by not axing for it!
ReplyDeleteI might axe for it but I still don't know what it is
ReplyDelete"Supernatural Fairytales" by Art (early Spooky Tooth - I prefer it) coming up shortly, shirley.
DeleteArt for Art's sake: https://workupload.com/file/2gyDfZ2Fv9N
ReplyDeleteThanks for the link Farq.
DeleteYou're welcome - play loud!
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