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| Schnitzengruben auditions star of tomorrow at prestigious Flick-Disc™ HQ, yesterday! Foam-O-Graph© |
Here on th' Isle O' Foam©, we cherish record labels devoted to second-tier psychedelia! Let's hear it for Musicor! [That's a link, right there! - Ed.] and Mainstream! [That's another! Go ahead and click - it won't bite! - Ed.]. Today we honor industry visionaries Flick-Disc©, who operated out of Verve Records warehouse toilet! Here's youthful Flick-Disc© prexy Dick Schnitzengruben to moisten our music oysters!
Hi, teens! Flick-Disc© prexy Dick Schnitzengruben here, with his finger on the throbbing pulse of the nation's youth! And man oh man, have we ever got some swingin' platters comin' your way!
The Boston Tea Parties have that Bosstown Sound down to a Tea! Hailing from right here in downtown Pomona, this husky foursome is sure to set the pop charts alight with their finger-poppin' blend of Now Sounds!
Watch out, Establishment "squares"! It's The American Revolutions comin' at ya! Yes, teens, this swell combo from downtown Pomona is all fired-up with the latest in psychedelic-style beat tunes! Roll over Paul Revere and tell Uncle Sam the news!
And here's St John And The Greens with their distinctive blend of far-out stylings! From calypso to bossa, from ballads to beat, this wholesome Pomona foursome delivers a challenging musical "happening" for the youth of today!
Sadly, Schnitzengruben was busted for human trafficking, violating the Mann Act, and felony removal of mattress labels. These three discs were to be the label's only product, and everybody died tragically, including Schnitzengruben's youthful ward and personal assistant, Twinky Hunkcheese, who painted the covers for these albums all by himself. But you can relive the heady atmosphere of that Golden Era of second-tier psych by simply clicking the link in the comments!
This post funded in part by Morty's Munchy Meat Mart, Pomona, CA. "Try our world famous Hen Knuckles!"
The Boston Tea Party album is the rare (actually non-existent) Deluxe Legacy Expanded Collector's edition with FIVE non-album tracks! Oh boy, is it ever swell! Everything's upgraded to @193 and SHOT OUT OF HUGE GUNS for that distinctive puffy texture!
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ReplyDeleteSpeaking of violating the Mann Act, my aunt Fifi (on my mother's side) violated Thomas Mann with a first edition of 'The Magic Mountain', when he tried to violate her — true story…
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DeleteAunt Fifi was a charter member of the Corsican French Resistance, not a woman to be trifled with. "Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité" and all that jazz.
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