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| My closest bestie Alex with her own vinyl Foragers album, yestiddy |
The greatest prexy the USA will never have, on account which youse bums just ain't civilised enough, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is also one heck of a dame. Babelicious, even. And, it turns out, a frequent passing visitor to th' Isle O' Foam©. "I'm always grabbing the second-tier psych,'" she laughs, "but I'm too busy fighting the apocalyptic shitstorm of ignorance and evil in my shithole country to leave a comment!"
Ms. Ocasio-Cortez [left - Ed.] slurped one of Kreemé's signature Mountain Oyster n' Buffalo Knuckle smoothies as we relaxed poolside to the soothing melodies of her latest discovery, Foragers' debut album Even A Child Can Cover The Sun With A Finger.
FT3 Gee whiz, AOC-
AOC Please! Call me Alex, Farq? All my most intimate friends call me Alex. And I feel we've bonded somehow ...
FT3 (running finger around collar) Woooof! Well *cough* Alex, gee whiz ... this group is so new to me I ain't even a'heered of 'em, so new which they is ...
AOC Come sit next to me, Big Guy!
FT3 *kaffkaffkaff* Well, okay then. Ha ha! Just let me .... roll up my Yo-Yo string here ...
AOC I'm lovin' me a man who can handle a Yo-Yo! You're so masterful ...
FT3 Ha ha! Sure sounds like a swell album! Yessiree Bob! Or would do if I could stop this rush of blood in my ears ...
AOC (breathing in FT3's ear) Is that the only rush you're feeling? Let's take a look ...
FT3 (unnaturally high voice) YIKES!
AOC Why, Mister Throckmorton! You're ... mmm ... !!!
[Tape runs out at this point, as does all self restraint - Ed.]
This here album is the best debut I ever heard, or might as well be. These guys are going to be (excuse my French) énorme!
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Don't fuck about, download this now and get stuck right into it. We're all going to die in a global nuclear meltdown triggered by the Antichrist so listen to this as many times as you can before your face gets air-fried. It's genuinely the most exciting debut I heard since Television's.
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That's enough of a recommendation for me. And it should be for you, too. --Muzak McMusics
ReplyDeletePlayed it thrice this morning, and it kept getting better.
Delete* CHOPS! These guys can play and sing!
* SMARTS! Melody, harmony and rhythm shunted unexpectedly sideways!
* MORE SMARTS! Lyrics you want to listen to and quote!
* GUITAR BAND! Textures and tones to make your toenails curl!
Downloading now .. before the orange gibbon destroys the world as we know it!!!
ReplyDeleteActually, It's not as great as I thought it was. AOC kinda turned my head a little, upset my critical compass. It's very, very good. But is it as good as The Damned's first album? Of course it isn't. But it's up there with Goose's first, which is something to be proud of.
ReplyDeleteGoose's first?!? Why not a chicken? Or a duck?!?
ReplyDeleteIt's not even their first album, dude. You need to calm the fuck down.
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I feel such a fool. But you guys understand, right?
Deleteso who is, does or will do any good? i like Pritz cause he seems like a jolly fat guy. my political expertise is as hopeless as our situation. to me, newsome gives off vance vibes. but like i say, i know nothing for sure except that i know nothing. SPEAKING AS AN AMERICAN...HELP!!!
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