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| My closest bestie Alex with her own vinyl Foragers album, yestiddy |
The greatest prexy the USA will never have, on account which youse bums just ain't civilised enough, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is also one heck of a dame. Babelicious, even. And, it turns out, a frequent passing visitor to th' Isle O' Foam©. "I'm always grabbing the second-tier psych,'" she laughs, "but I'm too busy fighting the apocalyptic shitstorm of ignorance and evil in my shithole country to leave a comment!"
Ms. Ocasio-Cortez [left - Ed.] slurped one of Kreemé's signature Mountain Oyster n' Buffalo Knuckle smoothies as we relaxed poolside to the soothing melodies of her latest discovery, Foragers' debut album Even A Child Can Cover The Sun With A Finger.
FT3 Gee whiz, AOC-
AOC Please! Call me Alex, Farq? All my most intimate friends call me Alex. And I feel we've bonded somehow ...
FT3 (running finger around collar) Woooof! Well *cough* Alex, gee whiz ... this group is so new to me I ain't even a'heered of 'em, so new which they is ...
AOC Come sit next to me, Big Guy!
FT3 *kaffkaffkaff* Well, okay then. Ha ha! Just let me .... roll up my Yo-Yo string here ...
AOC I'm lovin' me a man who can handle a Yo-Yo! You're so masterful ...
FT3 Ha ha! Sure sounds like a swell album! Yessiree Bob! Or would do if I could stop this rush of blood in my ears ...
AOC (breathing in FT3's ear) Is that the only rush you're feeling? Let's take a look ...
FT3 (unnaturally high voice) YIKES!
AOC Why, Mister Throckmorton! You're ... mmm ... !!!
[Tape runs out at this point, as does all self restraint - Ed.]
This here album is the best debut I ever heard, or might as well be. These guys are going to be (excuse my French) énorme!
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| Gahd, I love this woman ... |
Don't fuck about, download this now and get stuck right into it. We're all going to die in a global nuclear meltdown triggered by the Antichrist so listen to this as many times as you can before your face gets air-fried. It's genuinely the most exciting debut I heard since Television's.
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That's enough of a recommendation for me. And it should be for you, too. --Muzak McMusics
ReplyDeletePlayed it thrice this morning, and it kept getting better.
Delete* CHOPS! These guys can play and sing!
* SMARTS! Melody, harmony and rhythm shunted unexpectedly sideways!
* MORE SMARTS! Lyrics you want to listen to and quote!
* GUITAR BAND! Textures and tones to make your toenails curl!