Jason Statham's Portfolio O' Powerpop! Dept.

You'll know hunky Jason Statham from his award-winning participation in the 1990 Commonwealth Games, where his diving skills for Team Britain attracted major underwear designers! But did you know he's also something of an authority on Powerpop?! We relaxed poolside whilst [grammar - Ed.] Kreemé [can't source picture so have embedded placeholder image above - Ed.] served signature Vegemite™ n' Bailey's™ smoothies!

FT3 Jase, baby! Lookin' smooth n' stubbly with a twinkly hint o' GTA, maybe GBH! How's it hangin' my man!

JS Oh, comme çi, comme ça.

FT3 So - th' Jaseman digs Powerpop! Who knew?

JS Not I, dear boy! When do I get paid?

FT3 [laughs awkwardly] Ha ha! Which you brung us a couple albums awready!

JS You mean those things you forced on me as I stepped from the helicopter? I rather think my secretary disposed of them.

FT3 Haw! That's th' Stathers fo' ya! Always wit' th' gags!

JS My IBAN code. It's been fun.

 

[tape runs out at this point - Ed.] 

Yes, watersport fans, Jason's Powerpop Pick is a couple albumens from unfairly obscure Th' Tisburys, and gee, are they ever swell! You certainly won't regret downloading today's dual deliverable!