Longtime IoF© residents will remember with some affection regliar Sat'dy Slugfest™ FoamFeature©, wherein [grammar - Ed.] two wildly mismatched acts beat th' shinola outta each other in celebrity cagefights! Hoo boy! Some fun! Especially as outcome was decided by th' bums in' ringside seats - youse!
Who can forget thrilling contest between ... er ... anyway! This weekend you gots front row tix to th' hottest card in fightdom! Stepping into th' cage is none other then prog powerhouse and latterday FoamFavorites© Rush! Yay! Bellying up against the talented trio we have sensitive pop troubadour Peter Sarstedt! Which will be a cause for some astonishmink if you ain't read th' title of this piece awready, or, like Steve Shark, you ain't readin' this crap right here neither!
So! Who will wear the prestigious Slugfest Sash? Loveable Canucks th' Rushes, or winsome warbler Pete??? YOU decide!!! LET TH' FIGHT BEGIN!!!
Poptastic Pete prepares for fight by fingering dollybird fan! Note costly beverages, elegant smoking materials, stylish décor!
Th' Rushes relax before contest by propping each other up, too relaxed to stand!
Your interaction will have increased agency with today's deliverables; the acclaimed double disc Rush comp Chronicles, and a totally forgotten Sarstedt album! Yours to keep whatever you decide!
ReplyDeleteOdd I suppose, but I've listened to Sarstedt more than Rush.
ReplyDeleteSarstedt taking a surprise early lead here at th' Enorm-O-Fome™!
DeleteI've got to rush, apologies
ReplyDeleteWhat an epic contest this is turning out to be! The Manitoba Minstrels hit back to make it anybody's game!
DeleteI've never heard of Peter Sarstedt so Rush it is!
ReplyDeleteYou first present Rush. With a bit of a question. Should i do it?, What do you think about Rush? Only a few days later you give the choice between Peter "Where Do Yo Go To My Lovely" Sarstedt and Rush. And I think, is that a U-turn waiting to happen? There's never gonna be a Rush post, is there?
ReplyDeleteYou changed the picture in the previous post to a gif of a lady in underwear. And immediately I remember that "carefully designed topless swimsuit, that gives you an even suntan"
Let's get it over with and shower us in Peter Sarstedt. Though I'd like Don Partridge more. But that is a totally different kind of world.
It's too close to call, but there's a lot fighting to come! Don't touch that dial!
DeleteI recon to even up the numbers Peter would tag his brother Robin (My Resistance Is Low) into the ring to give those fashion avoiding Canucks a good pasting. Peter and Geddy will be preoccupied with smoking in the corner of the ring whist discussing hair products. However ‘hardman’ Rush guitarist Alex is going to be difficult to put down, probably leaving just a bloodied Robin and Alex standing in an entertaining draw.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, Richard and Clive Sarstedt are too scared to step into the cage, leaving Peter alone to face the Trio from Toronto!
DeleteLemmy!!!!
ReplyDeleteSecurity? SECURITY!!!!
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