Longtime IoF© residents will remember with some affection regliar Sat'dy Slugfest™ FoamFeature©, wherein [grammar - Ed.] two wildly mismatched acts beat th' shinola outta each other in celebrity cagefights! Hoo boy! Some fun! Especially as outcome was decided by th' bums in' ringside seats - youse!
Who can forget thrilling contest between ... er ... anyway! This weekend you gots front row tix to th' hottest card in fightdom! Stepping into th' cage is none other then prog powerhouse and latterday FoamFavorites© Rush! Yay! Bellying up against the talented trio we have sensitive pop troubadour Peter Sarstedt! Which will be a cause for some astonishmink if you ain't read th' title of this piece awready, or, like Steve Shark, you ain't readin' this crap right here neither!
So! Who will wear the prestigious Slugfest Sash? Loveable Canucks th' Rushes, or winsome warbler Pete??? YOU decide!!! LET TH' FIGHT BEGIN!!!
Poptastic Pete prepares for fight by fingering dollybird fan! Note costly beverages, elegant smoking materials, stylish décor!
Th' Rushes relax before contest by propping each other up, too relaxed to stand!
Your interaction will have increased agency with today's deliverables; the acclaimed double disc Rush comp Chronicles, and a totally forgotten Sarstedt album! Yours to keep whatever you decide!
ReplyDeleteOdd I suppose, but I've listened to Sarstedt more than Rush.
ReplyDeleteSarstedt taking a surprise early lead here at th' Enorm-O-Fome™!
DeleteI've got to rush, apologies
ReplyDeleteWhat an epic contest this is turning out to be! The Manitoba Minstrels hit back to make it anybody's game!
DeleteI've never heard of Peter Sarstedt so Rush it is!
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