Free Money!

Building on the soar-away success of our bold Free Wi-Fi initiative [see postagens mais antiguas - Ed.] popular Cultural Outreach Director Cody has come up with a surefire winner with our timely and provocative Free Money feature!

Who doesn't need money? More to the point, who doesn't need more money? Today, FalseMemoryFoam© answers that universal need! How can you capitalize on this almost unbelievable offer? Why, it's as easy as AB3! Simply print out the note shown here at your local Kinko's and present it to the teller of the bank next door. Don't forget to sign it - banks don't accept anything without a signature. And leave your TransAm double-parked outside with its motor running. And say thanks, Cody! as you roar into the sunset, your pockets bulging with more cash than you ever dreamed of! Hoo boy! Some fun, huh?