Thursday, November 5, 2026

Trembling Pseudopods Dept.

 

"With trembling pseudopods, Rork Glanf tore away the Earth-Girl's Space-Suit" - Will Elder

This is very probably the greatest Work of Art ever produced, in the history of everything. Note formally balanced composition. Note subtle interplay of light and shade. Note implicit narrative tension. Note attention to detail, cultural signifiers encoded as content. But mainly, note hot chick in Space-Suit. Given the choice of decorating your death row cell with this or the Mona Lisa, which would you choose? Or a real oil painting of a shiny horsie? One of them Van Goghs by Picasso with both eyes on the same side of the nose? I rest my case.


And while you're improving yourself through close study of the above masterpiece, why not listen to the latest waxing by Professor And The Madman? 'Dreamworld' [left - Ed.] is for everybody who wanted a third long-playing LP from The Dukes Of Stratosphear. A contender for Album o' th' Year. It is that good.

 

 

 

This post conceived during an attack of nervous optimism caused by mid-terms.


 

1 comment:

  1. To get your trembling pseudopods on this swell album, name an artist greater than Will Elder, in your stupid, uninformed opinion. Like I care what you think. But go ahead anyway.

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