Oh, I'll admit that at first, when she vouchsafed that it was I of whom she fantasised as she writhed naked on the studio floor recording Eternal Flame, I was flattered. But her persistence - four, five times a night, readers! - quickly became irksome. And recently there's been something undignified about her increasingly desperate attempts to slake her womanly thirsts at the Fountain of my Manhood.
But when she offers me rare recordings - that I know will be enjoyed by th' Four Or Five Guys© - in return for another bout of my priapic prowess (much in demand to cure the Gentle Sex of the Curse of Sapphism) I find it hard to resist. I do it for you, dear readers.
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| Nobody, but nobody, wore a guitar better than this! |
Some of Garage Music eventually saw the light of day as The Lost Album, but this is the real deal, including a track with Mike Myers and other songs that didn't get included on the re-think. My cover shews Ms. Hoffs in the actual garage where the music was recorded, in the actual year, and this is the extra yard I go for you feckless ingrates.
Turning Over Susanna Hoffs (something that is, alas, all too familiar to me), is from a few years earlier, and again versions of some of the songs appeared later on official releases.
They're both grand albums from a swell tomato.
This post made possible thru my selfless mastery of the Couch of Concupiscence, the Divan of Desire, the Chaise Longue of Shag, on your behalf. Don't thank me, it'll sound insincere. Just grab the consarned albums and amscray, ya bum.
The Dewey Decimal System - Illuminati Conspiracy or one of the most enduring and widely used library classification systems in the world? Discuss.
ReplyDeleteApparently, dear Farq, as far as Ms is concerned, you will be doubling down with endurance. I shall place my IoF Ducats on that outcome most assuredly.
ReplyDeleteKreemé is of the opinion that "dose bums is too dumb to know the Dewey Decimal System from dere asshole" so I am changing the subject of the Mass Debate to:
ReplyDeleteYour favorite boardgame!
The DDS still stands as a powerhouse for the white christian heterosexual,, or as you might say the euro-american norm, to find all his interests.Nice to have cctv for the sections where deviants roam.
ReplyDeleteI was very good at Risk and I like Go.
"Buccaneer" was the most beautiful board game, total quality. You navigated your pirate ship across a deep blue ocean, laden with glittering treasures. Shame it was a dull game.
ReplyDeleteBackgammon, a game of skill dressed up in luck, or the ancient art of making the wrong move.
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