Wednesday, May 13, 2026

Perfect Tens Dept. - Strange Days


A Perfect Ten is awarded to albums with no weakness, including the cover and the title. Which disqualifies Pet Sounds! Crazy system, I know. I don't make the rules. Strange Days is note perfect, from the cover to the spindle hole.

 

THE COVER

Art directed by the great Harvey S. Williams, who was responsible for the Elektra house style, which included the use of the Rockwell font. There may have been a pun in there? The photograph, by the equally great Joel Brodsky, has some futzery happening - note building at end of alley, repetition and slicing and change of scale. What the actual? Don't think about this, because it will drive you nuts. I had to undergo weeks of counseling.

Sniffen Court, 36th St, between Lexington and Third, yesterday. No, you can't afford to live here. You can't afford to know anyone who can afford to live here. You can't even afford to look through the gates. G'wan, beat it, ya bum!
 

Jimbo didn't want his mugshot, or the band's, on the cover. Pretty extraordinary, really. If you were a sultry Dionysian sex god (that if is doing a lot of heavy lifting) you'd want your picture on the cover. Brodsky suggested Fellini-esque strangeness, and the band went for it. The Short People are twin actors, the juggler is Brodsky's assistant, the trumpet player a passing cab driver (hat - driver's own), the weightlifter a bouncer, and only the acrobats are professional performers. The hippie chick, I can reveal, is Velda Kowznofski, and her phone number is BIGELOW 472-1906.

 

DIEGETIC

You'd of thunk that would be enough to bestow significance on what is one of the greatest album covers, like, literally, ever, but there's more! It's very likely the first example of diegetic design on an album cover. And we're going to take a hinge at that word diegetic, because you don't know (or care much) about what it means. It's probably the first time it's been used in the context of rock music album cover analysis. You can look it up, practice it in front of a mirror, and casually drop it into the conversation with your lowlife pals at the dog track.

The name and photos of the band, and the title of the album, appear in posters on the walls. So - not on the cover at all! This, as well as being diegetic, is unprecedented awesomeness.

 

CHARIVARI

Your second Snob Vocab du jour! It behooves you to look the fucking word up, because if I tell you, it'll pass straight through like that Chipotle burrito you floated on a keg of Coors last nite.

Charivari, or the later US variant Shivaree, is exactly what's going on here, and it's perfect.

 

THE MUSIC

You know how highly this album is rated. You may even rate it highly yourself, although, fascinatingly, a little lower than YOUR FAVORITE HERE. It was recorded on a sumptuous 8-track console, like those in-car tape players [Eh? - Ed.], and unlike the live-in-the-studio approach of the debut, used the sophisticated production facilities available at LA's prestigious Sunset Sound to achieve a consistent, although shifting, mood of strangeness, like no other album before it. The cover and the music act in perfect symbiosisness. Symbioctivity. Whatever. Unlike The Soft Parade, the studio never gets in the way of the music. Everything is a whole, ya dig? It's like this, uh, whole thing, man. Beautiful. Oh wow.

 

 

This post funded in part by the Eschewal Of Obfuscation Society, Pork Bend, AK. My thanks to Zebedee Veeblefetzer.

 

46 comments:

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    1. My Pal Barry, who is too much of a snob to post here, sez: "the scalps of my enemies".

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  2. Not leather pants, but one of my favorite LPs (music & cover art)!

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  3. Pajamas (just the top) — heading to bed after the 11 o'clock news.

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  4. My usual late-night hazmat suit. --Muzak McMusics

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  5. Flannel Shirt,Trackies,two large waterproof bandaids from recent Carcinoma excision.

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  6. Pajama bottoms, and a Rick & Morty t-shirt. It's 10:00 PM and I have to work tomorrow, so the tux is in the closet.

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  7. Underpants, and I notice a hole, hmm, not suitable for hospital today. Will change.

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    1. Please keep us up to speed in re. shreddies, Richard.

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    2. Well I had a bit of an Australian problem, something down under, turned out (as evrything in me) it was not malignent.

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  8. Assless leather chaps. Ride em cowboy.............
    Actually, a Southern Hospitality tee (small brewery located somewhere in the outpost of SE Georgia) and a pair of shorts that I just bought from a company in China and paid 5e for, which was about 4.99e too much given that in 3 days time all the stitches are fraying. Oh well, another kitchen cleaning rag in the offing.
    Fun fact - the Doors' last concert was In New Orleans at the Warehouse. I was not there but by all accounts it was a disaster and Morrison was drunk (surprise!).

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    1. Aren't all chaps assless?

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    2. pmac has assed-up chaps bespoke tailored for him by Dude Ranchero Leathers™ out of Santa Fe. The ass cheek panels zip in and out - I'll send you pix.

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    3. Careful - I copyrighted those photos!

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  9. It’s morning here in the south of England, I’m wearing my scruffy clothes in order to do a few garden jobs later.

    Fab and funny screed FT3, I laughed out loud. Also feeling edumicated after looking up my two new words of the day.

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  10. uniform for the day black pj bottoms holiday edition purchased from temu cheap flannel shirt from walmart and of course my beloved flip flops...this look never varies i have back ups
    woody

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    1. You are a man of style and distinction. And, to be honest, something of a pussy magnet.

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  11. coral trousers and a black Cure t-shirt.

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  12. Trousers with an elastic waistband and a stretchy belt (can't be too careful at my age), Lambretta sweatshirt, and an electrically heated gilet without the battery pack.

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  13. Running errands kinda day, so just an ol'Nudie's of Hollywood suit I bought offa Chris Ethridge for some crank in a hospital in Meridian, Mississippi. It's a long story; no chaps, assless or otherwise were involved. "Diegetic" is most excellent...charivari, shaken (but never stirred) or otherwise, is overrated, much like pajamas...Nudie Cohm, OTOH, seems like an Ile denizen..

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    1. PS Never really cottoned to The Doors/Morrison, though once saw him open the door for Elvis at Stop' n' Rob outside of Biloxi. He did manage to get buried in Père Lachaise Cemetery, which is pretty effin' epic, albeit not facing the Mur des Fédérés #squadgoals

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  14. Back cover is great. Front cover I never cared for. Overkill, and has not aged well.

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  15. Phantom Of The Rock OperaMay 14, 2026 at 8:03 AM

    A smile. I leave the rest to the gathered throngs imagination........

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  16. A pair of boxer's!! .. it's kinda hot !! ..

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    1. What color/pattern? Inquiring minds want to know.

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    2. I can't speak for Steve, but mine are the color of old wallpaper paste, and heavily "foxed" like a page from an old book. It's hard to make out from the faint traces of color that they were once adorned with Hanna Barbera cartoon characters. The elastic has long rotted away, but luckily my butt crack, into which they disappear enticingly, keeps them in place.

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    3. Background of turquoise with maroon & dark(er) maroon stripes!

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  17. Just a reminder! Keep up with the blizzard of John Zorn releases at th' Zorn Zone®, ONLY on th' IoF©!
    https://falsememoryfoam.blogspot.com/2026/04/baymi-dept_7.html

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  18. Thank you for the photo of Sniffen Court, 36th St. - I had never seen it without the performers.
    I believe that my only copy of this Perfect Ten is an LP, from the used record bins.
    D in California

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    1. Would you like a digital copy, and a bonus (and totally stupid) mono version?

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    2. Thank you very much (in advance)! -D

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  19. You cheeky monkey .... but I like you

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    1. You just leave Clapton alone, or I'll give your nose such a tweak so help me God!

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  20. Here's Strange Days, stereo, as the Good Lord intended, and true, non-fold-down mono, for those with one ear. Also included as A WONDERFUL FREE GIFT TO YOU, a wonderful collectable collectible you probably don't have!!

    https://www.imagenetz.de/WqCNC

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