TV's Pamela Anderson BLASTS Cheap-Ass Sleeve Design! Dept.

Watch out, cheap-ass sleeve designers! Pammie's got YOU in her sights!

You'll know TV's Pam Anderson from her iconic role as Corabeth Godsey in long-running NBC series Best Little Whorehouse On The Prairie, but did you know she's a keen collector of sixties psychedelia and garage music?

Tommy Lee Godsey, yestiddy!

 

 

Pammie jet-skied over to th' IoF© yestiddy to wax passionate anent her pet gripe, bootleg-quality sleeves for otherwise notable re-issues! We relaxed poolside whilst Kreemé [left - couldn't source Kreemé pic - will this do? - Ed.] served her signature bin-water and crocodile smegma smoothies!

 

 

FT3 Heyyyy! Pammie baby! Long time no see!

PA Too long, Farq! [sighs yearningly]

FT3 You must put me behind you, sweetpants!

PA That was always my favorite position [flutters eyelashes seductively]

FT3 So what's got your dander up this time, Pamster?

PA Ooh! Well, Farq, it's this here archival release of famed Bay Area psych-punk pioneers The Oxford Circles! Take a hinge at this cheap-ass sleeve design! [left - Ed.]

FT3 Yikes! My eyes hurt!

PA I mean, this is like, an important group, featuring members of Blue Cheer and Kak! It's a top-quality historic live recording, plus their rare single as a bonus! You'd of thunk they'd of did better than this asswipe piece a shit bootleg shit!

FT3 It's a disgrace.

PA [suggestively] So I have a favor to ax, Farq ...

FT3 Which I just had me lunch, Pamsie. Egg n' onion semmitch. It's not sittin' right [eases up butt cheek hopefully].

PA Could you just whip out your ... crayons and do me a nice sleeve design?

FT3 [chuckles modestly] Why, I'd be delighted! You just go relax with Kreemé in the hot tub, and I'll be done in a hour or so! Nuthin' I like more than a sleeve job!

PA Just like old times!

Sleeve job by IoF© Art Department O' Art Dept.

 

 

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