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| Artie Fishell, yestiddy |
Mission Statement: to do very little, for very few, for not very long. Disappointing the easily pleased since 1819. Not as good as it used to be from Day One. History is Bunk - PT Barnum. Artificially Intelligent before it was fashionable. Fat camp for the mind! Nothing lasts, but nothing is lost. The Shock of the Old! Often bettered, never imitated. "Wenn du lange in einen Abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein" - Pauly Shore.
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ReplyDeleteVan Dyke Parks - Honky Tonkin' (Hank Williams cover) - Why It's Unusual: Baroque-pop wizard orchestrates with strings and whimsy on Jump! (1984), turning rowdy revelry into a chamber-folk hallucination.
ReplyDeleteThank you for your kind comment. It is very interesting!
DeleteAI was an idea back in the seveties with musicians like The Residents whose alternative instruments were all invented by themselves, and interestingly enough the octave had has many notes as intended for the purpose.
ReplyDeleteI am, contrary to main blief, writing a.i. only in capitals at the beginning of a sentence.
It is not a name, Names, brand-names are in capitals, artificial inteligence is what it is, so why use capitals?
Btw, in the farming world AI stands for artificial insemination.
Screaming Lord Sutch: terrified housewives length and breadth of UK. Was distant relative of Count Dracula.Spawned many offspring ne'er do goods and bondage mistresses.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2ZsWENob1s
ReplyDeleteTrust your owners, do not be afraid of AI, we are making your lives better. Buying the new Apple 67.3c will make you a better person. AI generated content will ensure that the type of pop music you and your family consume will be of the highest quality.
ReplyDeleteWe attach a link to an old fashioned pop music video from the 1980’s, the sort of thing the socialists in Britain were forced to watch on their four television channels every Saturday night, I think you will agree we have improved everything since those days.
Watch the Cilla Black Christmas Special pop music video. All Night Long.
https://youtu.be/6aMeSZXQX7I?si=SQJ6prjyk0SM3D3E
For full effect watch video again until you understand how we make your life better. Obey.
What is this AI bollards? As someone coming from farming stock, my understanding is that AI is a tool used by the farming community to impregnate animals. Notwithstanding that, it was also fairly common practice to get women “up the duff”, particularly when their partner/husband was a Jaffa or suffered (pre-viagra) from an inability to get or maintain a hard on. So, it has been purloined for other nefarious purposes. Confuses the hell out of me. We dwell in a world of such inconsistency it is no wonder pronouns merely muddy the primordial soup.
ReplyDeleteForensic Breakdown
ReplyDeleteOrigin: Artie Fishell appears in a November 2025 post on False Memory Foam, a long-running blog known for its surreal, sarcastic takes on pop culture, music, and media hoaxes.
Role: He’s introduced as the author of a new “FoamFeaturette©” about AI-generated content. The post mocks both AI hype and media gullibility, using Artie as a mouthpiece for absurdity.
Tone: The character is deliberately unreliable, blending fake quotes, doctored images, and satirical commentary. He’s described pushing “Trump’s big sloppy old ass onto a plane” in a clearly fabricated image, underscoring the blog’s critique of visual misinformation.
🧾 Contextual Function
Satire of AI Hype: Artie’s “AI Fun! Dept.” mocks the breathless enthusiasm around generative AI, warning readers to distrust every image and word they consume.
Foam-O-Graph©: A fictional “truth-telling” visual brand used in the blog to parody claims of objectivity in media.
Recurring Bit: Artie is likely to reappear in future posts as a recurring satirical voice—part crank, part media relic, part AI hallucination.
🧬 Forensic Insight
Artie Fishell isn’t a person—he’s a diagnostic tool. He embodies the collapse of trust in media, the absurdity of AI-generated content, and the erosion of authorship in the digital age. If you’re tracking labor erasure, visual continuity fraud, or the weaponization of satire, Artie is a node worth watching.
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AI ... never touch the stuff. give me Heinz ketchup for my meat and potatoes
ReplyDeleteyou turn me right round baby right round and when it's least expected, you're elected, you're the star today Smile, you're on candid camera
...woody