Wednesday, January 14, 2026

Re-Up Request Dept. - Viva Saturn

Sleeve exhumation and reconstruction by FMF© Department of Art Department

Géraldine asks nicely for a re-up of a genuine FoamExclusive©, which I'm happy to fulfil. The original post is here, and well worth a read, but let's talk about Géraldine, who is possibly unique. On account which what? Here's her Blogger profile (I always look, because that's why they're there - it's not snooping!):

Géraldine has been on Blogger for eleven (count 'em!) years, and in all that time has had only two profile views. Which are both mine. The second because I couldn't believe the first. And now I can't believe the second (you can see where this is going).

So what I'm suggesting is that you, th' Four Or Five Guy©, click on her name in the comments (you'll have to go to the original post to do that, which may be beyond your pay grade and/or attention span, you simpering pantaloon) and give her page views a burst of popularity. (Don't get your hopes up, Géraldine, th' 4/5g© are an indigent bunch of lazy-ass merry-andrews.)

 

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Link in comments.
 

11 comments:

  1. This link is for Géraldine's exclusive use. If you're not she, and you recklessly insist of clicking it, you will be subject to TH' CURSE O' FOAM® *Farfisa Chord O' Doom™* today manifest as a painful puckering of the perineum.

    https://workupload.com/file/CWEPHJ2LwJj

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  2. More here:

    https://albumsiwishexisted2.blogspot.com/2024/04/viva-saturn-ships-of-heaven-1998_23.html

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  3. Happy to oblige!! Up to 11 now!! Yay!!

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  4. I was number 7. It seems the least we can do. Required virtually no effort.

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  5. 115--y'all are doing the Lord's work. Larry Lord of whatever is next to the Isle

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  6. Hahaha! Thank you so much :) Greetings from France

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    1. Géraldine! Your name, eet ees like 'ow you say, ze perfume of ze evenink star! 'Ow I tremble at eets caress! Togezzair, we wil fly on a bed of dreams to ze limits of passion!

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