Yuletide Special Dept. - Guess What Album [-Ed.] Is Listening To And WIN A Bag Of Gas Station Boner Pills, A VHS Copy Of Bumfights 3, A Yard Of Rebar With A Lump Of Bloody Concrete On The End, A Fortnight In A Yemen Ass Factory Wearing Women's Lingerie, A Fire-Damaged '72 Pinto Soup Kitchen, And A Pre-Chewed Target© Own Brand Tuna-n'-Cheese Melt Senior Meal!

Coming soon! Legacy Foam-O-Graph©

Yes, dear friends, it's th' Xmas Season again, again! To commemorate the birthday of historical zealot Jesus X, th' IoF© is offering you, th' Four Or Five Guy™, a chance to win A Bag Of Gas Station Boner Pills, A VHS Copy Of Bumfights 3, A Yard Of Rebar With A Lump Of Bloody Concrete On The End, A Fortnight In A Yemen Ass Factory Wearing Women's Lingerie, A Fire-Damaged '72 Pinto Soup Kitchen, And A Pre-Chewed Target© Own Brand Tuna-n'-Cheese Melt Senior Meal!

How to get yer griftin' mitts on this Yuletide Cornycopia of Christmassyness®? Simply study the above Foam-O-Graph© - yours to keep whatever you decide! - and descry what swell album [-Ed.] [above - Ed.] is lissenin' to thru his hairy ol' lugholes! Ain't he a cutie?!

Kreemé wishes you a warm one!

 

As a kind of participation trophy for those simply too obtuse to devine the solution, you'll find Secret Santa StealthLinks© to collectable collectibles embedded right here in this here text! They'll be added to from time to time so be sure to check back over the "holidays" to collect the set! Oboy! Somefunhuhfellows!

If you ever, over the days of hysterical excess to come, find yourself wondering what th' literal fuck is going on with this whole "Christmas" deal, drift on over to th' Isle O' Foam© for some precious moments of blessed relief! Be seeing you!

 

 

 

 

 

 

This post sponsored by the International Institute For Instituting Institutional Institutes, Indian Village, IN (IIIIIII).