Thursday, October 30, 2025

Paul McCartney: "Beatles To Reform" Shock!

Sir McCartney at his private Isle O' Foam© suite, yestiddy!
 

Sir McCartney [above - Ed.] is no stranger to th' IoF©, granting regular interviews and sharing news n' views on today's exciting "pop scene" with your genial host, but our latest FoamExclusive© is sure to send "fans" reeling!

Sir McCartney relaxed poolside whilst [grammar - Ed.] Kreemé [below left, and 18 my ass - Ed.] served signature Elk Spleen and Hospital Tub Water Smoothies!

FT3 Heyyyy! Sir Macca! Lookin' good! Is that a toupé or a wig?

PMC Ha ha! Eh?

FT3 So, tell us more about your exciting plans for the future what will send the pop world reeling!

PMC Have I had me dinner yet?

FT3 You'll get your soup soon as you spill the beans.

Kreemé [18 my ass - Ed.]
PMC Where's me glasses ... oh! I'm wearing 'em! Silly old Macca! (peers at card) I am pleased to announce the reformation of iconic pop group The Beatles, with a tour and a new album in the New Year. The boys and me are very excited about this, and hope our many fans out there will be, too. We feel the time is right. Livin' in these times in which we're livin' in, the world needs the happy-go-lucky sounds of the Fab Fours more than ever. It's swingin'! (makes signature thumbs up gesture for non-existent camera).

FT3 Is Ringo on board with this?

PMC Ringo?

FT3 The drummer. In the Beatles.

PMC Oh, him. Yeah, I don't see a problem there. Last I heard, he was doing a kids' show on the telly about toy trains. Mind you, he must be getting on a bit.

FT3 What about John and George?

PMC They haven't done anything for yonks. They'll be grateful. It's not like they have to write any songs. I've got dozens ... there's Bippity-Flippity-Flop, My Little Squeezy Duckie, Mrs. Grandma O'Grady's Washtub, Let's All Go On A Caravan Holiday ... 

FT3 Er ... 

PMC Linda will be part of the band, too, she's written a pop opera about vegetarians on the moon! So maybe it'll be a double album! Whoops ... oh dear ... sorry about that ...

FT3 Nurse? NURSE?

[tape runs out - Ed.]


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5 comments:

  1. Farquhar Throckmorton IIIOctober 30, 2025 at 7:34 AM

    Questions? You, sir, at the back?

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  2. Eric S.October 30, 2025 at 9:02 AM

    Is that the guy who played John Lennon in that movies about almost everyone forgetting The Beatles ever existed except....also, is that the sister of the Blink-182 nurse?

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  3. Me n the ReedsOctober 30, 2025 at 1:41 PM

    With Kremmé on board they could resurrect "Come together" or "Hello Little Girl" or "Do you want to know a secret"! Parody reigns supreme now for us to ponder "the good old days"

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  4. AnonymousOctober 30, 2025 at 7:57 PM

    that's a paul clone one of many i'm guessing
    lady linda eastman kodak's family had the original preserved ...pickled in case something happened to him and apparently it did
    now we'll have him to enjoy forever maybe if we're lucky this paul will record yet another side with kanye
    ...woody

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  5. pmacOctober 31, 2025 at 4:38 AM

    So, another Klaatu album?

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