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RE-UPPED. Read th' screed!
I could be wrong [horrors - Ed.] but I think this version gets lost in the avalanche of SMiLE reconstructions because it seems to take away more than it gives. Looking at the track list, there's nothing new here, only a slight re-shuffle, and it commits the cardinal crime of using any available source, rather than attempting an "authentic" contemporary reconstruction, which fans want but will never get. If you have the attention span, please read on, because there's a bullet-proof logic behind the process that resulted in thirty minutes of crystal holy bliss.
One of the many reasons for SMiLE's non-completion is not lack of content; it's the opposite. Brian was coming up with just too much material, finding it impossible to stay focused. Every SMiLE reconstruction has had the same problem. Coming up with a CD length reconstruction, leave alone a forty minute album, has meant trying to find a home for innumerable snippets and unfinished fragments that detract and distract.
The ground rules for this version are:
- No cartoon whimsy. Brian at various times suggested it was going to be a comedy album, whatever that is, and this was one of the many distractions that became an unstoppable shitstorm of ideas. So no I'm In Great Shape and Vegetables or George Fell Into His French Horn skits. This is SMiLE as a work of art.
- No fragments of cover versions. No Gee, I Wanna Be Around, You Are My Sunshine, The Old Master Painter ... Ask not why I cut them out, ask why they were ever included in the first place.
- No "elements suite". Another unfinished concept he was trying to shoe-horn in (or not, depending on who you read). It's an unnecessary complication. Fire never resolved itself into an actual piece of listenable music; it was always a big banging howling thrash that never fit anywhere without totally disrupting the flow.
So that's already snipped a lot of tape, but we're still left with enough songs in a state of completion to constitute an album (the Beach Boys had form for half-hour albums).
Good Vibrations
Wind Chimes
Cabinessence
Wonderful
Roll Plymouth Rock
Heroes And Villains
Cool Cool Water
Surf's Up
Child Is Father To The Man
Our Prayer
This is the order (and the titles) I chose, and it makes no claim to be definitive. It is more coherent than other mixes, a suite flowing through developing movements.
Brian was so damn close to completing SMiLE. Much closer than he's generally given credit for. The biggest missing from the list was the verse to Roll Plymouth Rock, which Dae Lims brilliantly exhumed from a brief studio fragment (on YouTube, but I can't find it now). Why that didn't make the SMiLE box, or Brian Wilson Presents is baffling - the extraordinary melody is right there. The lyric was written. If Brian had spent another day on the song in the studio, and maybe a focused week in total, free of distractions, we'd have the album! But ... his life was complex. That he survived at all is something of a miracle.
I haven't been purist in my choice of sources. This isn't a historical document, and I've used whatever sounded good to me, which means the original recordings wherever possible, and the Surf's Up version of Surf's Up. Why not? It's The Beach Boys, fercrissakes, and the gap between SMiLE and the Surf's Up album dwindles to effectively nothing from the perspective of 2025.
Material is taken from the Beach Boys official catalog (any period), a little Dae Lims and SonicLovesNoise. My many edits and segués are exclusive to this version. Listen for in the late afternoon and tell me it's not the sweetest version of Wind Chimes you ever heard. Listen for the crows and the piano thump in the wide-screen Cabinessence. Listen, listen, listen ...
The SMiLE you send out returns to you.

I'm going to drive this thing around the block a few more times before I put it on the forecourt. There'll be enough small surprises to please even the most obsessive SMiLER.
ReplyDeleteIn the mean time, let's talk comedy albums. Woody Allen's still work for me.
Firesign Theatre's Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers . . . --Muzak McMusics
ReplyDeleteFM & AM by Carlin was the only comedy album I ever owned.
ReplyDeleteViv Stanshall, Sir Henry At Rawlinson End is still making me laugh after forty years. The Python albums have aged much better than the TV show. But Ivor Cutler (Buster Bloodvessel, the driver from The Magical Mystery Tour) is in a league of his own.
ReplyDeleteCheech and Chong were favourites of mine in the 80s, also Derek and Clive, but I haven’t visited them for a long time, maybe today is the day?
Anyone remember It Clicks by Murray Roman from Busted? Not available of YewChewb.
A favorite past time back when was getting high and listening to Richard Pryor. God they were funny. Have no idea if they are still funny.
ReplyDelete"Stan Freberg Presents The United States of America" . . . as well as the 1960's-1970's Firesign Theatre.
ReplyDeleteMr. Smith and I have identical taste in comedy albums! I do appreciate several of the other suggestions people have made, but Stan created an America that I wanted to live in ("this way, Mr. First-Nighter!"). Firesign was commenting on the America I did live in.
DeleteI do like tunes with snappy patter, so I'll mention Tom Lerher and "That Was The Year That Was." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fSbbsWrxqc
D in California
There was an album around 1970 called A Child's Garden of Grass. As I recall it had some of the Firesign guys and was kinda like a cross between Firesign Theatre & Cheech & Chong, but not as good...
ReplyDeleteBill Hicks' 'Rant In E Minor' does it for me, although i could also probably answer this question with reference to the same album i cited in a previous thread on psychedelic albums, i.e. Alberto Y Los Trios Paranoias' 'Italians From Outer Space'. I still know all the words to 'Holiday Frog' and will shamelessly sing it at the drop of a pork pie hat.
ReplyDeleteI must dig out Italians From Outer Space, haven't heard it in years. I think I may have Snuff Rock 7" somewhere too.
DeleteWhen I was a kid (before there were Beatles albums) my folks had a couple of Allan Sherman's elpees, which we all loved, both because we knew a lot of the original (classical-ish) tunes and because the parody words were generally really witty, albeit with an abundance of absurd puns.
ReplyDeleteHello Mother, Hello Father...
DeleteAs an “obsessive SMiLEr”, I ought to contribute to the comedy album discussion.
ReplyDeleteIt’s hard to beat any of the “Goon Show Classic” albums, but they were compiled from radio shows so maybe don’t count. As a Scot, the ur-comedy album has to be Billy Connolly’s 1974 “Solo Concert” (so-called because, at the time, he was better known as half of the Humblebums with Gerry Rafferty). For young Scots, the impact of its hysterically funny affirmation of our working-class sense of humour brought up to date, was incalculable. Connolly’s irreverent 15 minute retelling of the last supper and crucifixion, transposed to the East End of Glasgow, was a phenomenal comedic achievement. If you want to understand Glaswegians (and who doesn’t) the album doubles as a comprehensive, if violent, cultural introduction. I find that if I tire of either the Goons or Connolly, any Queen album is just as funny and will do instead.
Used to hear Ray Stevens' "Ahab the Arab" on the radio, but not lately, for some strange reason...
ReplyDeleteOooooookaaaayyyyyy ... here is the link, this is the link, the link is here:
ReplyDeletehttps://workupload.com/file/NCwyfh2NnbS
Like I said, nobody needs a new SMiLE mix, but there are some curious souls that want one. The questions this poses are, does it lack anything? Is it in any way incomplete? Does it sound less than an album? Does it need comedy interludes, snatches of nostalgic old songs, a "suite of the elements"? The answer to all of them is, as I think you'll agree on giving this a spin, is a resounding nope.
It's unashamedly hybrid, culled from different sources, but the way it sonically and thematically hangs together is due to Brian's vision; a vision which got clouded. This is the version we might have had if the world had left him alone.
And one more time: there's a shitload of my editing and "remixing" going on - in the limited sense I can without access to separated tracks and isolated vocals and so on. Shuffling, cutting, overdubbing, crossfading, often at granular level, changes tiny and big. But all the credit for everything should go to Brian, every version of SMiLE is in homage to him.
Very nicely done. Congrats!
ReplyDeleteThank 'ee, notBob! Nothing really new, just a little different.
DeleteI swapped my SMiLE attempt that used most of the same tracks as yours (but not remixed & spiffied up) & added the early surf hits & Pet Sounds essentials for my go-to BB anthology.
DeleteJust listened to the Thirty Minutes Dept. - SMiLE, and for me this is THE version, thanks.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Bambi. I listen to it a lot. Thirty minutes of crystal-clear bliss. I'm going to re-up it because it's easy to miss in the slew of SMiLE reconstructions.
DeleteYour explanation above says it all. There is no fat on it and it fits the length the album would probably have been in that era. Shame it took me six months to get round to listening to this version.
DeleteThe April 20 link above is still good.
ReplyDeleteGeorge Carlin – Class Clown
ReplyDeleteRedd Foxx - Say Like It Is
Bill Cosby – Himself (Chocolate Cake For Breakfast)
Flip Wilson – Cowboys & Colored People
...woody
A fictional Brian Wilson is plenty fun too. Paul Quarrington's "Whale Music" is worth your attention, and I only now found out there's a movie too. You can thank me later. https://m.ok.ru/video/6040445651704?st._aid=VideoState_open_album
ReplyDeleteI've listened to your SMiLE and enjoy it very much; thank you. I'm fond of some of the ephemera from the sessions that we've been given, but agree that none of it was going to be essential. Now, it's just part of the veil of confusion...
ReplyDeleteA comedy thing I didn't mention in April was The Complete Flanders and Swann collection my mother gave me (on CD, so sometime in the last 20 years). I liked it, even if it represented a the humor of a time and place in which I didn't participate. I've listened to "At The Drop Of A Hat" often enough to become familiar with it; the subsequent two albums didn't float my boat as much.
Another good laugh is "The Story of Reuben Clamzo & His Strange Daughter in the Key of A" by Arlo Guthrie (vocal backing from Shenandoah).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YFSLnK_Z4Q
D in Calfornia
Very fond of the two Steven Wright albums, "I Have A Pony" and the other one, which I gots somewhere.
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