Sunday, November 10, 2024

Burt Reynolds' Guide To Neo-Psychedelia Dept. - Levitation Room

 

Hauntingly lifelike Foam-O-Graph© invites YOU to share an exotic beverage with Burt in our tasteful Tiki Bar!

You'll know brawny Burt from his iconic roles in The Pudding Boys II, and Heidi's Hawaiian Holiday, but did you know he's an expert on neo-psych albums?! Burt waxed loquacious anent his musical passion as we relaxed poolside, whilst Kreemé served her signature Whelkfoot n' Livebait Smoothies!

FT3 Bertie-baybeeee!!! High five, my man! Thanx for dropping by th' Isle O' Foam©!

BR Always an honor and a privilege to kick back with my favorite humor-based music blog writer!

FT3 I like to think of myself more as a content creator, actually.

BR Well, fuck you in your pretentious pink ass, Farq!

FT3 (laughs) Ha ha! Tell me, you still smacking Loni Anderson [left - Ed.] around?

BR She still alive?

FT3 (laughs) Ha ha! Unlike you, pally!

BR (laughs) Ha ha! Fuck you, Farq!

(Monkee-style romp as we tussle goodnaturedly around the pool, unaware of any homoerotic subtext)

FT3 (breathlessly) So, which albums you brung for th' Four Or Five Guys© today, Bertram?

BR Well, it's these guys Levitation Room. They got, like ... uh ... I think I have to help Kreemé with the, the, whatever she does back there ...

 

You know those whiz lines left by the Tasmanian Devil? That's what we're looking at right now. 

 

 




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25 comments:

  1. Farquhar Throckmorton IIINovember 10, 2024 at 11:16 AM

    To qualify for this swell Freeload™ of the Levitation Room œuvre [Fr. egg - Ed.] simply tell us what movie star* you'd like to share an exotic beverage with in the romantic setting of the famed IoF© Tiki Bar!

    (*Dorothy Lamour is taken. Back the fuck off, okay?)

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    1. AnonymousNovember 10, 2024 at 10:37 PM

      I'd like to have Salma Hayek's toilet seat, so I could make sun tea.....

      Not sure I'd want to share it, tho.

      Cheers

      '.'

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  2. AnonymousNovember 10, 2024 at 12:57 PM

    Well, duh!! Francis the Talking Mule, o'course (I'm better with critters than I am with people).
    C in California

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  3. Dr RobertNovember 10, 2024 at 1:11 PM

    Would I be a bad person to say I'd like to share a drink with Natalie Wood.

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  4. AnonymousNovember 10, 2024 at 3:57 PM

    Maggie Q!!

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  5. MrDaveNovember 10, 2024 at 7:26 PM

    Julie Newmar -- meow!

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  6. Fanny BlancmangeNovember 10, 2024 at 8:19 PM

    I'd have a stab at Janet Leigh or ask Anne Bancroft if there was anything she wanted from my mini-bar.

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    1. Farquhar Throckmorton IIINovember 11, 2024 at 5:05 AM

      A shower party for Janet Leigh! But please keep your mini bar out of this.

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  7. AnonymousNovember 11, 2024 at 12:28 AM

    Loy.

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  8. ericNovember 11, 2024 at 2:38 AM

    Lauren Bacall

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  9. AnonymousNovember 11, 2024 at 4:47 AM

    The one, the only Barbara Stanwyck --Muzak McM.

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  10. geriatrixNovember 11, 2024 at 6:18 AM

    Julie Christie still available?

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    1. Farquhar Throckmorton IIINovember 11, 2024 at 6:34 AM

      She awaits you in the "Carnaby Street" Honeymoon Suite here on th' IoF©. Circular waterbed, fun fur conversation pit, lava lamps, and one of those egg-shaped chairs hanging from the ceiling.

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  11. Farquhar Throckmorton IIINovember 11, 2024 at 6:52 AM

    Three albums, an ep and a sniggle. Good stuff. No, not as good as the first Floyd album - what is? - but they tick the right boxes, and you'll dig 'em, on account which they're groovy!

    https://workupload.com/file/J7TMkWDym8E

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  12. notBobNovember 11, 2024 at 8:15 AM

    I believe her name was Jessica Rabbit.

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  13. MichaelSnorkySmithNovember 12, 2024 at 12:37 AM

    Loy. Myrn. Precisely.

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  14. anonymousNovember 12, 2024 at 6:11 AM

    Gimme Ava Gardner

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  15. GreenockianNovember 13, 2024 at 12:55 AM

    Make mine Gabby Hayes. Who needs romance when there's duhduhdrinkin to do?

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  16. Elwood PleebusNovember 13, 2024 at 7:41 AM

    Hedy Lamarr would be interesting.

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