Monday, May 9, 2022

Shorter Please Kreemé Dept.

Kreemé showcases her deliverables, yestiddy. Starring Will Smith as "Diversity Jones", and Rholonne Déodoranté as "Sister Whiplash." Stock photography ©Living Hell Photo Library


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is Kreemés [19 my ass - Ed.] favorite Wayne Shorter period. Not like you care, but she don't care you don't care. What's that you say? You don't give a shit she don't care you don't care? Like I give a shit. Where do you think you are? The internet? There's more, of course, from this fertile period, but you can loadup your favorites if desirous of adding to the gaiety of nations and the general healthful happiness of humankind in these troubled times. If not - well, screw you, pally.


There's just something about his playing during this period, and leave us lissen to Kreemé wax loquacious anent the elusive yet palpable qualities of tone, attack, and improvisational technique that make these discs such a reliable source of musical satisfaction. On second thoughts, fuck it. I'm going to feed the dogs while you clods arm wrestle in the comments.


Loaddown includes these two swell long-playing L.P. records, plus Night Dreamer, and Speak No Evil.

36 comments:

  1. We'll talk about whatever the first 4/5g© to drop a comment tells us to talk about.

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  2. Name one musician you wish was still alive.

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    1. John Peel (not a musician, but who's counting?)

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    2. Nobby, I've squinted at yer icon but can't make it out - what/who is it?

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    3. It's from Kevin Coyne's album "Millionaires And Teddy Bears", and a very fine rerecord I might add.

      Back on topic
      Charlie Watts
      Not to mention Mick N' Keef

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    4. Ah Babs, you put him out of his misery far too easily, it's time he had some of his own medecine.

      We're having a party, oh what fun
      See the little girls now see how they squeal and run
      Out on the patio, millionaires a go go
      If you want another drink, there's plenty more under the sink
      Spot the millionaires, aristocrats, big teddy bears , fools in fools hats
      Discussing my future, I wonder why
      They tell me I'd be much better off if I told one little lie
      Smoke up the chimney
      Bones of pop stars
      They say you've got to to be tough and rough and tough and rough and tough and rough if you want to be a pop star

      And back on track : Kevin Coyne

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    5. Clifford Brown

      Gbrand

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  3. Name one you are glad isn't still alive

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    1. Jim Morrison. What would he have done? Get more bloated, bald, perpetually drunk, pawing young girls, swinging a bottle on street corners slurring out "poetry" - happy he's gone. (Love his work, too.)

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    2. Agreed, and yet I don't feel this way about Charles Bukowski.

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    3. Agree on Jimbo and Bukowski. For me ... Jerry Garcia

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    4. The afore mentioned Paul Mcartney. Just imagine what saccharine ditties he'd have come out with if he'd gone solo after The Beatles. Christ, it would have been all silly love songs, nursery ryhmes and if he had ever boughf that farm on the Mull of Kintyre, who knows what he would have inflicted on us.

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    5. That's an uncomfortable question.
      Sid Vicious - had he not died when he did, his life would have been even more miserable than it already was. Of course, he could have got clean and gone on to have a better life. I somehow doubt it, though.

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    6. Kanye West. Oh, wait, he's still around. Sorry.

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    7. Kanye is deader than bell-bottoms with platform shoes.

      Has anyone poked Ronnie Wood with a stick lately?

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    8. Weird you should ask this. Did it yesterday. He didn't move, and the stick's stuck between his ribs.

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  4. Gimme Marc Bolan back. He was gone too fast.

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  5. When one regards these troubled times, one has to ask oneself, "what would Frank Zappa say?". I both wish he was still alive, and am glad he isn't.

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    1. When were "the times" not troubled?
      Just sayin'

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    2. Babs, I apologse for deleting your first "John Coltrane" comment - it had to be sacrificed for the gag.

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  6. Bert Jansch & Sandy Denny (I wish they were still alive)

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  7. Nobody wants these swell albums? Even if you *cough* "don't like jazz" (but have Kind Of Blue in your collection) you should enjoy the second side of Adam's Apple a lot.

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    1. If you are building a Jazz collection, you need these.

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  8. Farq, If you are offering good jazz, who am I to say no. Thanks,

    Gbrand

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    1. Here ya go, Mr. Gbrand. There's an xtry bonus album which he made at the end of this period, where he tends to lose me, but the cool post-bop albums are some kind of high point in jazzness.

      https://workupload.com/file/pqkKQE9cgL7

      (Incidentally, youse bums, anyone attempting to freeload off this link witll suffer th' CURSE O' FOAM™, today manifest as a nauseous sense of falling backwards off a chair, while you're standing up. I'm serious about this, so don't be tempted to use this link!)

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    2. I'll not touch this link after suffering th' CURSE O' FOAM™ a couple of months ago, my excess earhair just keeps going.

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  9. Louis Armstrong and Frank Zappa
    chet baker & Morissey


    Bucephalus

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  10. Maybe unknown outside of the uk but, Tim Smith from Cardiacs, a genius musician, and a lovely fella as well. There is a Cardiacs Universe, that I would recommend is probably of interest to some of the 4or5 guys, and will definitely be better than the Metaverse. I'll not hold your hand, see what you find.

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    1. Fantastic band!

      "Sing to God" is a superb album.

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