Tuesday, August 9, 2022

How Clarence Pune Missed That Lovin' Feelin' Dept.

Clarence Pune wires screed from the horse shop in back of the pool room!

I’d heard of him, of course.

Legendary British blues singer.
Worked with Elton John, the Stones, Rod Stewart.
I’d heard, too, that he had semi-retired to Vancouver. (This was the late 70‘s.)
But it was a surprise to meet him in a neighborhood Kitsilano pub and to start talking. (Not that he was hard to miss at 6‘7“)
He told me he was doing voice acting for animations.
I told him that I wrote and produced commercials.
“Keep me in mind,” he said.
We exchanged phone numbers.
We often met at the same bus stop for the short hop across the bridge to downtown.
A month later I was writing some radio commercials for holidays in Jamaica. I wanted a deep resonant voice. I called him and asked if he could do a Jamaican accent.
“Give me a day or two,” he said, and next day this deep baritone called me back with the full patois.
We recorded together several times.
One day he invited my wife and I to a recording session. He’d found this girl he adored - no, not that way, he was openly gay - for her voice.
He saw a duet for them.
She was an unknown  session singer from Anacortes, just south of the US/Canada border.
For reasons I regret we didn’t get to the recording session.

This is what we missed:




60 comments:

  1. Dear Friends! So youse bums ain't left in the lurch - I'm not "doing a Willard" - I'll be slowing down the frenetic pace here at th' IoF©, as hinted at a while back. There's a couple of Shark screeds, and one from Nobby, in the stacking system, but that's all, folks! They'll appear in the next few days, and after that, if I get inspired, I'll put something up as and when, but don't hold your breath - I get the feeling that my work here is done. Requests for re-ups (make 'em in the comments to the relevant piece) may be honored, so do try your luck.

    A tip o' the Shriner fez to th' Four Or Five Guys© for all the good vibes and good music over the years!

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    1. Farq, we need you to keep going mate.There must be many like me who tune in regularly for our sanity sake.This site is humorous,intelligent,and so well researched re the history of music/bands/songs etc.I look forward to every new update and the comments section has recently been very rewarding. If you need a breather we understand.But keep farquing for farq sake.

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    2. Than you, me n the reeds, good to get feedback. I've been scaling back my input or a while now, and the contributions from th' 4/5g© have essentially kept th' Iof© afloat. But. I either just walk away and delete the whole thing ("doing a willard") or I back slowly away, and this is what I've been doing. It may not show - I hope not - but running this takes a lot of time, not least in coming up with my own stuff. And I've reached a point where the ideas (and the sources) have either dried up or are falling into formula. I can't now think of any upcoming screed I want to do. The draught pieces ready to polish and publish - usually waiting in the stacking system - just ain't there any more. And there's the mechanics of the thing, the nuts and bolts stuff in the blogger interface that keep this place looking the way it does (for better or for worse - some people can't bear to look at it). Yeesh.

      If any of youse bums want to form an archipelago by creating a connected blog, go for it!

      (And thanks again for your reaction, me n the reeds)

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    3. Well said Mr Reeds, count me in as someone tuning in to keep my sanity. I had been lurking for about a year before pouncing on one of Farq's spot the album quizs that I surprised myself by guessing correctly. I'm sure there must be a load of current lurkers out there and I encourage them to show themselves to express their appreciation.

      Farq, I know it must be a time consuming job running the blog and wonder if there is any way the 4or5 guys could alleviate it for you. The way that it is set up means everything has to go through you, so even if I send you screed then there is still a load of work for you to do. Is there some other blog format that would allow the load to be spread?

      I mean to say, Babs has promised us screed on her sixties experiences, it would be cruel to deprive us Brits of finding outwhat life was really like across the pond. Besides which my jazz education has just started (Dexter Gordon is currently favourite of the last batch).

      Having just crawled up the sun drenched beaches of the IOF after many years a castaway i'm not looking forward to being cast adrift again.

      "Driven south to the land of the snow and ice
      To a place where nobody's been"

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    4. Nobby, thank you. As to "load spreading", you and a few other have been doing that. It's not a question of blog format (I think you mean template); it's a question of me being dried up as a source of Foamtertainment©. The technical aspect (although it's the one I enjoyed the least) is not the dealbreaker. And maybe there's someone willing to continue this *cough* "community" over to another blog - it doesn't have to make any visual or other reference to th' Iof©. Blogs are easy to set up - it's keeping them going that's the difficulty!

      Thanks again for your response, Nobby, your screed is up in a couple of days.

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    5. Well, a Farq's gotta do what a Farq's gotta do. Blogs do take up a lot of time and the drive to get a piece up according to a self-imposed timetable can be a source of pressure. I had a blog a while back and in the end I just junked it - I didn't need the pressure I found it was putting on me. I've since started others and they all got nowhere and very fast, too.

      I'll miss the IoF - not mainly for the music but for the people I've met and who've shared more than the music - there's the knowledge, the wit, the humanity, the enthusiasm for music in all its forms, and the general to and fro'ing of comments.

      I really loved the opportunity to write and it gave me a reason to do so - yes, I'm lazy and have to be motivated! If anyone here wants to set something up, I'll gladly contribute, but I wouldn't want to set one up.

      I came comparatively late to Farqland and it's been a pleasure to make Farq's acquaintance - and everybody else's. If it's to be some sort of conclusion to this all, it was a great experience and I thank him and everyone else for it.

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    6. Thanks back at yez,Steve. Muchachas graciolas, compadore!

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    7. Well, my call would be to leave the things up. There's a value to an abandoned city; we can walk through Pompeii or Machu Picchu and stare in awe at wonders not intended for our eyes and try and figure out who they were, and what they meant. I certainly didn't read every comment or follow every thread of discourse to their end; indeed, new comments are added to posts from years ago that I've never seen. So while I don't have a vote, I sa leave it "in situ" for others to explore.

      If it costs money, lemme know a paypal address and I'll chip in a few bucks to keep to keep the lights on.

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    8. This is all very upsetting.

      Every time I try to express my thoughts, I can’t seem to put together a cohesive sentence without my emotions getting the better of me.

      Love You Guys.


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    9. See you in the Blink & You'll Miss It "afterlife", Babs?

      draftervoi - see my latest comment in the thread. It's not about money - in fact, being absolutely not about money was always a USP. Bloggers making money from monetised links, or asking for donations - no thanks. Not that I don't need money - who doesn't? But this is one area outside finances. I pay my internet sub, and that's it.

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    10. I didn't think it was, but maintaining a site that you're not using is a cash-drain if there's a cost. I had Delphi Forums site that was up and running for a decade and a half at a very small quarterly charge, but slowly...people dropped out. Other social media took over, and most of the participants are still linked on Facebook...but now that we're using real names, opinions are toned down (because real people we know are watching), and no one does a good multi-paragraph RANT anymore. FB is three sentences and over and out.

      I digitize records for fun, not profit. My hobby has cost several thousand over the years, but hey, hobbies aren't to make money.

      I see my projects reproduced over on Guitars 101 with monetized links, and a few of them have been pressed up as CDs over in Europe. For me...I woudn't take a dime if they offered it.

      If you leave up a Blink and It Lasts Forever, I'll drop my projects here, too...and while I've given the link before, you guys n' gals can find me as one of the several authors over at https://voodoowagon.blogspot.com/

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    11. I like "Blink And It Lasts Forever" very much. If I can't think of something better, I'll use it, and we'll see how it plays out. It may determine whether th' IoF© restarts at some point, and how that reboot might be styled. Or it may just ... die from inattention.

      There's a Nobby piece up next, then another Shark screed, then we'll punt "Blink And It Lasts Forever" (whatever) out there.

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    12. Dear Farq,
      This is devastating news! Visiting the Island of Foam each day, enjoying the articulate banter between the Four or Five 4-5 Guys/Girls, and still discovering new music (although I am pretty well read in that department) was one of the few things that kept me afloat since the beginning of this pandemic.
      Reconsider, pleeeeze!
      All the best from Belgium
      Wimp

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    13. Thanks, Wimp. But check out the number of posts per month in the sidebar. For a couple of years I was doing something like a piece every day. It slackened off after a while, but the sheer amount of screedage here, often accompanied by Original Humorous Artwork of a Whimsical Nature ("content", as The Young Peope Of Today are saying), is Olympian in scale - a Great Work to be studied in swank seats of learnin', and housed in the finest Libraries of Books, both private and public. A fitting mounument to a life devoted to the high calling o' th' Yarts. Also plus too - there's no more swell albums left, on accont which I've done 'em all. There'll always be something happening here to attract the lazy-ass grifter, but the Imperial Period of artistic largesse, of cultural profligacy, are over. I need a break, and it ain't going to be like it was in the future.

      Blink!

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    14. You mentioned doing a Willard, well how about doing a Wormhole?

      On your last "Official" post, just leave the comments running.

      Everyone in Iof© family can continue to converse, post screeds, discuss likes & dislikes, post music or music requests, whatever, in the comments. You can chime in as you feel like it or act as a "moderator".

      That way the load is off your shoulders but the Isle can go on as a place to congregate & cogitate.

      Just an idea I'm throwing at the wall to see if it sticks.

      But mostly, thanks.

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    15. Sorry if this is redundant now. I hadn't got to 6:06am below. Just dropped a thought when I got this far.

      Still, thanks.

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  2. That's a really touching little story. Thank you, Clarence.

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  3. Cool story, thanks Clarence!

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  4. I'll share this now, even though it isn't great - but I always liked Gerald Collier after buying a Best Kisser In The World CD (claim not proven to me at least).BKITW made a fantastic rockin EP then self destructed just to stick it to the record label (also not proven). Gerald then tried his guitar licks with DeerWhistle before perfecting his maudlin solo act. Youall can gitit here:https://workupload.com/file/fnzxaMmQL3P
    Thanks,Farq for everything
    Dave

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  5. Like Nobby .. and I'm sure .. plenty of the 4/5 guys'n'gals, I come here not just for the music, but also the camaraderie, fun'n'games etc. etc. It's been a highlight of my days ever since I discovered "The Isle of Foam" and it's predecessor "House of Foam" (???) But .. all good things ... If ya' ever down this way and fancy a beer or 12 ... there are some good bars around!!

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    1. Oh..and of course the invitation extends to Kreeme' too!!!

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  6. Thanks Farq, I'll really miss this place if it disappears, but hopefully you'll feel like keeping it going with the occasional tidbit. I have nearly 30 sites bookmarked, most I visit once a week if I can be bothered, th' IoF© I check every day, and have enjoyed the screed and comments from the 4or5. I've discovered great music that I was encouraged to check out by some quality screedage, and had a laugh along the way. I feel I know you guys, and as I don't do any social media I will miss the banter. At least if th' IoF© slows down a bit I'll be able to catch up with listening to the backlog of things the 4or5 guys have contributed here.

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    1. Slowing down a bit sounds good, if that's an option, but if not then I'd like to echo SteveShark and thank Farq for the good times I've had here.

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  7. Clarence - Ive got a Long John Baldry live cd from 1993 with that singer in his band, I'll post it up later today.

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  8. I knew LJB wasn't always a well man, but I didn't realise he'd suffered quite so much serious illness.

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    1. It sounded awful didnt it - gout all over his body according to wikipedia. Nice that Rod Stewart stepped in to pay his hospital bills, I wonder how much of this goes on quietly behind the scenes. Those who had the lucky breaks helping out people from their past who were equally talented but who just didnt make it.
      I have a book by Pete Frame : The Restless Generation, telling the story of the Pre Beatles scene in the UK. He finishes the book with a nice story of Ian Samwell who was in hospital for a heart transplant paid for by a whip round from friends in the music industry. A nurse asked him who he was - well my name's on the foot of the bed he replied. Yes but who are you? The phones been ringing all day with calls from Cliff Richard, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin etc etc...

      He was the guy who wrote " Move It" thats who he was, is Pete Frame's closing comment to the book.

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    2. A recent example of helping out a fellow musician.

      https://popcrush.com/tom-parker-ed-sheeran-paid-medical-bills/

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    3. I was surprised to read that Mick Jagger paid Sid Vicious' legal bills. Not exactly a "fellow musician", and it didn't end well, but a kind gesture all the same.

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  9. This old guy will certainly miss the famous Isle. I can understand how much time and brain power Farq has put in to keep us chaps entertained and informed. Thank you, and thanks also to the rest of you for the sidetrips and stories. As Bambi has said, other sites I dip into, but the Isle gets visited every day.

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  10. I'll certainly be sad to see this site disappear into the twilight like dozens of other beloved music blogs before it, but I understand why a fella might grow tired of maintaining it — especially a fella as long in the tooth as Farq is alleged to be. I have downloaded others' submissions here even less often than I have commented because my tastes and Farq's don't overlap much, but I've popped in daily for a couple of years now, and never failed to be amused and entertained and impressed by the knowledge, experience, and wit of Farq and the rest of the rag-tag bunch of lovable misfits that assemble here. I hope it continues, but thank you for your efforts either way.

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  11. @Farq: The slowing-down approach sounds like a win-win. On the one hand, it'd allow folks (such as yourself, plus the occasional guest contributor) to participate whenever they felt like it. And, on the other hand, it'd free everybody up from any sense, no matter how implicit, of having to keep up with a timeline.

    @Clarence Pune: That LJB post was a little gem; thank you very much for that.

    @Nobby: I liked that Ian Samwell anecdote, which motivated me to find out a little more about the guy. I had no idea he'd gone on to work with so many familiar rock music figures, or that he'd ended up living and working in Sacramento, California. Me, I've always been partial to the Cliff/Shadows recording of "Dynamite," as well as to "High Class Baby," represented here in a rendition by Los Teen Tops: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=je-WdIzGfVw

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    1. It's all part of the fun isn't it, discovering how people pop up in the development of pop and rock music. Until I read Pete Frame's book, there was a lot I didn't know about the journey from skiffle through Larry Parnes and Cliff to The Beatles. Also that Ian Samwell produced Gergie Fame's first album, co-wrote Watchagonnadoaboutit and discovered and produced America also advising them to change the name of The Desert Song to Horse With No Name.

      Here's a link to the book, The Restless Generation, which starts in October 1949 in a corrugated iron hut at the side of the White Hart pub in Cranford, where Ken Colyer introduced a handful of punters to skiffle six years before his donnegans did. It's a fascinating read.
      https://b-ok.cc/book/2369886/7c288c

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    2. Very nice, Nobby -- thank you!

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  12. Clarence, here's the Long John Baldry live in Germany with Kathi McDonald on backing vocals and lead vocals on I'd Rather Go Blind.

    Interesting reading about her, she was invited to audition for Big Brother and The Holding Company but another unknown singer had also been invited and got to the audition first and was taken on straight away.

    She then became an Ikette after being spotted in the audience singing along to River Deep Mountain High. Then it was back to Big Brother when the other one left. Session work followed including Tumbling Dice and 3 others on Exile on Main Street. Then more session work before teaming up with LJB from 1976 to his death in 2005. But of course you could have read that on wikipedia if you had access to an Internet.

    https://www.imagenetz.de/aVqM2

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    1. Many thanks, Nobby. I didn't have that.

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    2. It's all part of what this was all about (sob). You tell your cool anecdote about LBJ and mystery singer. That prompts me to find out more about her and also dig out a cd bought on a whim from a charity shop and give it a listen for the first time in many years.

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    3. A preachment, dear friends, you're about to receive
      Long John Baldry's corns, nicotine, and the temptations of Eve

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  13. If it is really farewell then I feel I should say thank you . . .

    I first washed ashore in July 2019, talking about "The Train and The River" funnily enough: https://falsememoryfoam.blogspot.com/2019/07/thats-jaaazz-second-set.html

    Since then I've hung around and "discovered" many LPs which otherwise would not now be resting on my shelves - The Explorers Club, The Holy Mackerel,
    Garcia Peoples, The Wizards from Kansas, and more.

    But if I was to give thanks for bringing just one thing to my door it would be Mike Stax's wonderful book "Swim Through The Darkness", a tale that should be better known.

    So thanks and happy trails; I'll see you in the After-somewhere.

    Cheers, Peanuts Molloy.

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    1. Train and the River - Never heard of it (sorry Babs).

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    2. Me neither - I wish someone would come forward to write a piece about it - wupes - too late!

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  14. I just want to say thank you for this place. It took me a long time before I joined in the conversations. Thanks for the feeling of family I found here. Steveshark, Babs, Nobby, Clarence and others. This was more than a place to lurk and download music. Farq I can understand you wanting a break. Nobody enjoys being tied down for long. Just one question. Does this have anything to do with your feud with Stephen King?

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    1. Thanks, SteVe - I have no feud with Stephen King - I've forgotten all about it.

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    2. There are at least three Steve's that comment here. And no Stephs. Which one spells his name wrong?

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  15. Thanks for all the thanks. They mean a lot. You lot mean a lot.

    The "last" post will be a permanent Blink & You'll Miss It; an open thread where you can add what you like in the comments, links or recommendations or chat or whatever (always bearing in mind The Unwritten Rule). I won't be taking the blog down, and I'll try to honor requests for re-ups - please make these in the comments to the relevant piece, which will lead me directly to what you want without beachcombing.

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  16. Sorry to hear you're calling it quits, I usually found something interesting and/or funny here and the interaction with readers/visitors/contributors was pretty cool. Maintaining a daily blog is a hell of a lot, but perhaps just a weekly post might work, especially when others chip in from time to time... Anyway, thanks again for all your efforts!

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  17. I didn't comment yesterday to see how this goes - but yep, from your comments, this time you really mean it, huh?!

    Well, that's bad news for most of the 4/5 guys, but maybe your life quality will be better without worrying about what to put up here. More than three years at such a cadence, that's a good run by any measure imaginable. Maybe there's hope that absence will make the heart grow fonder and like a shark you will surge from the shallow waters of the Isle of Foam's surf once more...

    I gotta say, during my sabbatical from the Isle I was thinking of setting up my own place, but I have no idea how much technical work that involves (in addition to the screed work). I will look into that, though even if I get something set up, the pace of the Isle of Foam would be impossible to reach. I'll probably be happy if I'd get more than one item per week up. But hey, for now it's all pie in the sky. Will investigate...

    In the meantime, thanks, Farq, for a really cool place...

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    1. I don't know what blog creation, management and admin tools are like today, but 10 years ago, using a Blogspot account, they were sort of clunky and seemed to resist fine tuning.

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    2. OBG - I always really meant it. The pace of my posts has diminished, something that's only apparent from counting them, which I'd expect nobody to do.

      Blogger hasn't changed in a decade, Steve. In terms of "house style" and components, th' Iof© is quite a complex construction. Fine tuning (which I do constantly) often results in having to trash the whole thing and start again. The interface seems engineered to make irreversible changes you never asked for. I'm not going to miss that.

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    3. This still feels different from your first, abandoned (semi)-retirement. Then, you sounded like someone who needed a nice, long break from (blog) things. Now, you sound like you're pretty much done with hosting a music blog. I hope I'm wrong about this, of course.

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    4. I needed a break, and that was part of slowing things down - I don't think I could have been more "transparent". Someone said I couldn't quit because my ego wouldn't allow it - well, you can't please everybody, as Rick Nelson sang. But just to be super-clear about this, because you seem to have some difficulty with interpreting my intentions (I don't know why) - th' IoF© will still be a meeting place for those who like to come here, but the present format has run its course, as have I. When I said I don't have any pieces in the stacking system, that's true, and for the first time I can't think of anything I want to write about. That's okay, isn't it?

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  18. I hate to see this come to an end. As several have mentioned, the camaraderie among the commentariat and our gracious host is just one among many great things about this place.

    I'm one of several here who have music blogs (draftervoi, FiveGunsWest, and NØ are others). It's not a lot of work, since I only post a couple times a month, plus I have a collaborator. The downside of posting infrequently is that people don't make it a daily destination, like this place is.

    The hard part is creating quality content, if you want to share something original (as Farq has done so well with his writing and visual art) rather than just posting download links.

    Blogger allows more than one person to have admin privileges. There was a major overhaul not long ago, but it's still clunky. I don't know if Wordpress is any easier. I'd be happy to help anyone who is interested in setting up a blog. Maybe we can tempt Farq into contributing. Surely the well of inspiration hasn't run completely dry.

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    1. jonder, there's nearly 1000 posts here. If i'd gone the couple a month route, that would be ... gets calculator ... 500 months divided by 12 ... about forty years. It happened the way it did because I wanted it to be different, and the frequency was part of that. Look at the Mission Statement: "To do very little, for very few, for not very long." My blogger account is linked to two email accounts, so letting someone else in isn't an option. Believe me, the well of inspiration has run dry, but Blink And It Lasts Forever may be a way for us to keep in touch, as frequently or infrequently as we want. Let's see what happens.

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    2. Almost a thousand posts, with a very high hit to miss ratio. Bravo! I would say you've done quite a lot, and for more than a few. I wish you would continue for a very long time.

      I wasn't suggesting that another admin be added to the IoF. Most of my comment was directed toward people like OBG who haven't done a music blog. Many hands make light work, and that sort of thing.

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  19. This isle has been a small haven in a sea of madness for the past several years inhabited by a tribe of friendly, intelligent, generous and witty strangers. There's no other place I know of that shares the same sense of irreverent humor, community, and good taste that has been cultivated by our billionaire philanthropist host, Farquhar Throckmorton III. I shall miss it dearly. Here's hoping that you get inspired to throw something new up often enough that we can keep the island's campfire burning, and the wine and banter flowing. It's been a great ride. If the embers die out sooner than later then so long and thanks for the fish.

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    1. It'll still be here, and if you want to, so will you, MrDave. Come back tomorrow.

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